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« on: June 01, 2008, 02:24:51 PM »

How many people do you know of who have a set of claw foot tubs overlooking a cliff?
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« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2008, 06:49:35 PM »

I've wondered that myself.  A hot tub out on a deck, maybe . . . .
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« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2008, 11:39:59 AM »

All these years my wife and I have just been so............wrong. (sigh) Now I need to buy a pair of bath tubs.
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« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2008, 02:25:19 AM »

Ok...another question came to mind when I saw another commercial for ED pills.  I find myself wondering if there was a couple where the guy had popped a Cialis and they were starting to go at it up on the local lover's lane when a cop interrupted the proceedings so they had to wait to get home (or to the nearest hotel)?  Couldn't you see that commercial?
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« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2008, 09:59:49 AM »

How many people do you know of who have a set of claw foot tubs overlooking a cliff?

Why every night I move our claw foot tubs, set them up, level them and haul water to fill them to a new location just to set and watch the sunset ... doesn't everybody?

After a good long soak in the claw foot tub I start a jam session with friends to bastardize Elvis songs and sing about Viagra, just like every one else.

Frankly I never knew (nor did I want to know) that so many man had limp willies ... but looking at the world today I really shouldn't be surprised.
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« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2008, 04:20:18 PM »

Why every night I move our claw foot tubs, set them up, level them and haul water to fill them to a new location just to set and watch the sunset ... doesn't everybody?

After a good long soak in the claw foot tub I start a jam session with friends to bastardize Elvis songs and sing about Viagra, just like every one else.


After tll that no wonder they need the drugs, they'd be too fed up and tired for any activity.  I cought myslef wondering how they got hot water up to the two tubs.  Cold would add a whole new set of complications.   Buggedout
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« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2008, 09:57:07 PM »

Two more questions on this subject....

A.  Where would the husband and wife go to actually do their thing?  I don't think it'd be very comfortable for either if one climbed into the other's tub.

B.  When that one couple was surprised by their daughter, I find myself wondering if after she said, "Surprise, I'm home" the next words out of her mouth were, "God, you two!  Get a room already!?"
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« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2008, 10:32:32 PM »

A: Anywhere ... when you get old you have mostly "hallway sex" that's where you pass each other in the hall and say "F*** You!"

B. Did they not have sex when the kid lived there? Why change now?
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« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2008, 10:44:55 PM »

I'm twenty, so I think I can laugh about this until I become 70 and my dong finally falls off from all the, um, self-pleasuring. *Cough*  Wink
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« Reply #9 on: June 26, 2008, 02:23:41 AM »

I'm twenty, so I think I can laugh about this until I become 70 and my dong finally falls off from all the, um, self-pleasuring. *Cough*  Wink

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« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2008, 08:36:29 PM »

I'm twenty, so I think I can laugh about this until I become 70 and my dong finally falls off from all the, um, self-pleasuring. *Cough*  Wink

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You mean it fell off before you went blind?
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« Reply #11 on: June 27, 2008, 02:41:44 AM »

I'm twenty, so I think I can laugh about this until I become 70 and my dong finally falls off from all the, um, self-pleasuring. *Cough*  Wink

 BounceGiggle TeddyR

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You mean it fell off before you went blind?


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« Reply #12 on: June 29, 2008, 03:05:04 PM »

Older guys talking about their boners scare me...period...
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« Reply #13 on: June 29, 2008, 03:40:05 PM »

Older guys talking about their boners scare me...period...

Who you calling OLD, punk????? Hatred
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« Reply #14 on: June 29, 2008, 06:39:20 PM »

Older guys talking about their boners scare me...period...

Who you calling OLD, punk????? Hatred

Indiana, all this time I thought you were a strapping young arrow hunting lad.   TeddyR Side note, I was referring to the commercials which creep me out.
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