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« on: June 10, 2008, 10:42:49 PM »


Slim's baked-bean lunch starts to kick in
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Where's that brick.......


« Reply #1 on: June 11, 2008, 11:42:36 PM »

Steve and Slim react to Ally's acting while she's not looking.

or

"Gas costs how much now?!?"

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« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2008, 08:28:30 PM »


"I'm drivin' a truck.
Drivin' a big ol' truck.
Petal to the metal,
Hope I don't run out of luck.
Rollin' down the highway until the break of dawn,
Drivin' a truck with my high heels on."
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« Reply #3 on: June 12, 2008, 09:53:36 PM »

karma to Brother Buzzard for quoting one of the funniest Weird Al songs ever!
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« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2008, 09:43:08 AM »

Few people knew how bad Steve's underarm funk could really get.
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« Reply #5 on: June 17, 2008, 10:24:18 AM »


Slim: "Oh, I forgot to tell ya, this is my first time drivin'! Wheeeeee!!"

Steve: "I kinda noticed!"
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« Reply #6 on: June 17, 2008, 09:56:31 PM »

I hate to steal Buzzard's Spotlight but:
Slim:"I'm drivin down highway fourty in my big 'ol pick up truck!
I'm drivin down highway fourty in my big 'ol pick up truck!
I'm drivin down-"
Steve:"How long are you gonna keep singing that?!"
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« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2008, 11:36:20 AM »

I hate to steal Buzzard's Spotlight but:

What I mean is I think that's what might be playing on the radio. Look at them: they're all cracking up laughing.

Another possibility:

"Forty shots rang out!
Forty people fell.
Patty and the killer missed each other,
But they shot that town to hell!"
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« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2008, 12:22:10 PM »

We could probably come up with a whole bunch of appropriate songs for this one.

"It's forty below and I don't give a f**k,
Got a heater in my truck,
And I'm off to the rodeo!"
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« Reply #9 on: June 20, 2008, 02:28:32 PM »



How far apart are the contractions?
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« Reply #10 on: June 22, 2008, 02:37:56 PM »

Taggart: I got it. I got it.
Steve: You do?
Taggart: We'll work up a "Number 6" on 'em.
Steve: "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one...
Taggart: Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a whampin' and whompin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
Steve: You spare the women?
Taggart: NAW. We rape the sh!t out of them at the Number 6 Dance later on.
Steve: Marvelous.
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« Reply #11 on: June 24, 2008, 06:15:17 PM »

Whatever the sight was, it was enough to cause Wilfred Brimley (right) to gain 200 lbs and diabetes, and to give Alec Baldwin (left) a heart attack. Fortunately, Cher (who happened to be playing a cameo) was looking away at the time...



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