King Kung Fu (1976)

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From IMDB:

"A remote monastery in China has trained a talking gorilla, King Kung Fu, in the ancient art of kung fu. Having mastered his fighting skills, King Kung Fu is sent to America to demonstrate the power of Chinese martial arts to the West. As he is travelling through Kansas, a pair of bumbling reports see KKF and decide he can be their ticket to fame and wealth. Of course, the gorilla gets away from them, and soon everyone is chasing the Shaolin simian."

Low budget, schlocky dialoge, cardboard sets, Benny Hill-esque chase scenes, even a John Wayne impersonator as a sheriff. All the makings of a great bad movie.

And it wasn't. It hurt. Bad.
They tried to make it slapstick, and even couldn't pull off that.

What has been seen, cannot be unseen.