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The Cat Herder of Badmovies
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I'm a Mac...

« on: June 15, 2008, 02:01:20 AM »

Human males do what with that?!

God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
Dedicated Viewer

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« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2008, 03:52:00 AM »

Sure it stings, but it's taken ten years off my face.

I reject your reality and replace it with one of my own
Dedicated Viewer

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CountryFolk Can Survive

« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2008, 10:05:43 AM »

" I did not touch it then, I'm not touching it now!"

"When I Die, I'm Going To Leave My Body to Science Fiction"
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2008, 02:50:24 PM »

Sayyid ... get down with your bad self.

Kneel before Dr. Hell, the ruler of this world!
Bad Movie Lover

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« Reply #4 on: June 16, 2008, 09:51:39 AM »

No sorry it didn't help.  We can tell you just dyed your hair  brown, you still look blond.

I bent my wookie!
Bad Movie Lover

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Posts: 441

"I'm a big boy now, Johnny."

« Reply #5 on: June 16, 2008, 10:01:29 AM »

That's EXACTLY the look you get from a certain kind of people when you tell them the truth about the 80s - it sucked!


......"Now toddle off and fly your flying machine."
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B-Movie Kraken

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« Reply #6 on: June 16, 2008, 03:18:09 PM »

"What do you mean I look wierder without all the prosthetic makeup?"

"Join me in the abyss of savings."
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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« Reply #7 on: June 17, 2008, 05:01:27 PM »

Mimbari always cross their eyes when they orgasim...why do you ask?

"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"
Brother Buzzard
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« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2008, 11:17:56 AM »

"Toto, I've got a feeling we're not on Star Trek anymore..."
Bad Movie Lover

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Reticence is death. Don't think too long on that.

« Reply #9 on: June 23, 2008, 02:25:52 AM »

After her latest facelift, 95 year old Emelda started her new career taking bets on staring contests. Although it has cost her a fortune in eye drops, it was all worthwhile when she won her most challenging match ever against NASP champion Phillip Rockhammer!

Ready your mind and steel your heart against failure; for it's the only thing from which you can truly grow.
Bad Movie Lover

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I wish I could be as popular as you think you are.

« Reply #10 on: June 24, 2008, 05:53:07 PM »

"I'll prove she's actually a robot! Hey baby, calculate pi for me!"

"3.14159265358979323846…" *Starts to shake and go bug-eyed*


Things could be worse; you could be twins.
Sister Grace
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I found my mind in a brown paper bag...

« Reply #11 on: June 29, 2008, 07:22:34 AM »

 OUCH!! Barrett... Too... Tight!

Society, exactly as it now exists is the ultimate expression of sadomasochism in action.<br />-boyd rice-<br />On the screen, there\\\'s a death and the rustle of cloth; and a sickly voice calling me handsome...<br />-Nick Cave-
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