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CountryFolk Can Survive

« on: June 16, 2008, 10:16:32 AM »

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« Reply #1 on: June 16, 2008, 11:16:27 AM »

What the Hulk's offspring would look like.
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2008, 11:42:17 AM »

Try as he might, the Jolly Green Giant just coudn't resist a little human action. 

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« Reply #3 on: June 16, 2008, 12:40:56 PM »

When blue babies get jaundice.

"The basic plot is that Donna Speir and Hope Marie Carlton, the two undercover DEA agent Playboy Playmates from the last movie, are still running around in jungle shorts, cowboy boots and spaghetti strap T-shirts, firing their machine guns at drug smugglers, Filipino communist guerrillas, and corrupt federal agents while their two friends, Lisa London and Miss May 1984 Patty Duffek, lounge around the pool a lot and talk on speaker phones that look like fax machines."-Joe Bob on SAVAGE BEACH
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« Reply #4 on: June 16, 2008, 03:08:12 PM »

Yeah, mom really liked the creme de menthe when she was pregnant.

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« Reply #5 on: June 16, 2008, 03:14:05 PM »

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« Reply #6 on: June 16, 2008, 04:18:15 PM »

When the Hulk's kids don't get their meals in time they get angry. And you don't want to see them like that.

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« Reply #7 on: June 17, 2008, 09:57:45 PM »

"Arr, me father was a tree!"
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« Reply #8 on: June 17, 2008, 10:39:07 PM »

Another colored person is born!

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« Reply #9 on: June 17, 2008, 11:55:18 PM »

So Hulk  and Wonder Woman really DID . . .

Aw man!!!! Buggedout

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« Reply #10 on: June 18, 2008, 12:34:21 AM »

The first recorded "Greens" singer.

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« Reply #11 on: June 18, 2008, 07:37:17 PM »

Before they were giants....

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« Reply #12 on: June 23, 2008, 02:29:10 AM »

Kirk - It doesn't look like me at all!
Green Alien Chick - Well it's yours and you're going to help raise it!
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« Reply #13 on: June 24, 2008, 05:47:29 PM »

What happens when Tree Huggers become Tree Humpers...  Twirling

Things could be worse; you could be twins.
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« Reply #14 on: June 24, 2008, 11:11:36 PM »


This is what happens when vegetarians breed.

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