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« on: June 16, 2008, 12:36:38 PM »

Riker, have you put on 20 pounds?

God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
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« Reply #1 on: June 16, 2008, 04:22:45 PM »

Moments before their much-awaited dance routineon American Idol, the TNG crew engaged in some warmup power striding down the corridor.

"Carpe diem!" - Seize the day!  "Carpe per diem!" - Seize the daily living allowance! "Carpe carp!" - Seize the fish!
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I wish I could be as popular as you think you are.

« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2008, 01:30:41 PM »

"OMG! These are tho thoft! And we look totally fab!"

Things could be worse; you could be twins.
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« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2008, 08:52:54 PM »

"Lookin' back on the track for a little green bag,
Got to find just the kind or I'm losin' my mind...."

"Join me in the abyss of savings."
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« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2008, 07:47:39 AM »

Cut!  We're getting reflections off the head again!  Makeup!

The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho
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« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2008, 04:43:12 PM »


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Reticence is death. Don't think too long on that.

« Reply #6 on: July 04, 2008, 09:48:09 AM »

Ever since his exposure to sigma radiation (which caused him to sprout a tiny Troi head), the other senior officers seemd a bit standoffish; at social functions they would simply smile and try not to notice.

Ready your mind and steel your heart against failure; for it's the only thing from which you can truly grow.
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« Reply #7 on: July 16, 2008, 03:24:45 PM »

"Welcome to Trekkie Heaven, my son. I am St. Patrick the bald, and it says here you've suffered a myocardial infarction from your diet of pizza pockets."

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« Reply #8 on: December 11, 2008, 10:08:50 PM »

they're really gonna do it, they're really gonna give me a ship and I dont know anything about being a captain.
Bustin' makes me feel good !
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I've seen things you people couldn't imagine...

« Reply #9 on: December 17, 2008, 09:58:01 PM »

                                                "Picard, Crusher, look I know one of you just farted."


If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.
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