I'll have to adjust my plumage, it mirrors that of the mighty WaWa.
You don't have any plumage, the last time you passed out we shaved it all off. Funny how you had it all groomed into the shape of a cupid. Who was the intended person/animal/inanimate object? On second thought, I'm not sure you should divulge that.
Damn you Ghouck, you swore on your mother's life you never were going to tell anyone about that.