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sprite75
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« on: June 22, 2008, 02:15:41 AM »


Oh, man.  You weren't kidding when you said that Captain Archer bites!
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« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2008, 07:41:48 AM »

Commander Tucker, I would appreciate it if you would stop calling me "chickypoo".
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« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2008, 01:40:01 PM »

Are you sure you're human? I don't think the crack of your ass is supposed to go this high.
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Afro-Mullets RULE!


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« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2008, 06:18:44 PM »

T'Pol: "Wow, that's the biggest zit I've ever seen. Just hold still and I'll ,, , "
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Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

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« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2008, 06:21:52 PM »

Trip thinking: "Hmm, , they said I needed a proctological examination, , and since both her hands are on my shoulders, , what is it that going up my , ,wait a minute, , something just doesn't add up here. . . ."
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Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution
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« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2008, 07:29:09 PM »

"And this pressure point here causes the nostrils to flare."
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #6 on: June 22, 2008, 07:40:59 PM »

"Hmmm, thats interesting.  More back hair than chest hair..."
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« Reply #7 on: June 23, 2008, 07:21:04 PM »

Ya know, I wasn't going to bring it up, but you have this HUGE mole on your ass......
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sprite75
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« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2008, 02:16:01 AM »

And what are these marks here?
Those?  Uh...Doctor Phlox asked me to participate in a little...experiment...as it were.
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« Reply #9 on: June 24, 2008, 05:40:35 PM »

"I don't care if pointy ears do turn you on! Quit fantasizing while I touch you!"
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« Reply #10 on: February 25, 2012, 01:41:05 AM »


"So tell me, when does your pon farr come around again?"
"I'm having the strangest sense of deja vu..."
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« Reply #11 on: February 26, 2012, 12:11:06 AM »

"Yuck.. that's the biggest zit I've ever seen!  I'm going to have to pop this."
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« Reply #12 on: February 26, 2012, 03:28:58 PM »




"Spelling out 'I LOVE U' with back hair is most illogical."
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