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Gone but not forgotten... well, KINDA forgotten.

« on: February 20, 2012, 10:31:26 PM »

DIRECTOR - Okay; the scene is: you, Jason, leap out of the water and grab Adrienne around the neck and drag her under with you.  Got it?

JASON - Yeah, Sean?  I got a problem with that....

DIRECTOR - What is it.

JASON - I thought my character was dead already, so how can I be grabbing Adrienne in the first place?  Also, since it's my mom that has the vendetta against the counselors, what's my say in any of this to begin with... and I have a problem with aggressiveness against women in general....

DIRECTOR - Oh, for the....  Look, it isn't even my thing, Jason; I promised the makeup guy we'd either put his idea for an ending in or we'd have to pay him - one or the other.

JASON - I don't feel good about this.

ADRIENNE - Guys, can we just do this; I'm getting cold in this boat.

JASON - (to Adrienne) YOU'RE gettin' cold...?

DIRECTOR - Come on, we're losing daylight; let's get this in one shot then we can have a gnosh, eh?  Places, everybody!

JASON - Sorry in advance, Adrienne.  (starts to get under the water)

ADRIENNE - It's okay; Union pays me, regardless.

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« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2012, 02:33:33 PM »

That's the last time I go out with The Creature from the Black Lagoon's date and he's all over me!

Yes,I'm long as I don't look too closely.
« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2012, 04:00:25 PM »

Well, know we know why the sign says "no swimming".
I am APOCALYPSE, mutant! And.. um.. well hello there!
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Howdy sugah!

« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2012, 06:39:35 PM »

Jason: Sorry, ma'am.  I looked all along the riverbed but I couldn't find your car keys.
Adrienne: Oh well.. thanks for trying.

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« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2012, 11:08:43 AM »

"Every time I fart, this guy covered in muck pops out of my ass."


"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2012, 07:47:49 AM »

"Don't take this the wrong way Jason but you look way better with the makeup on."

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