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« on: June 23, 2008, 07:46:51 AM »
This may interest you, this is a video made by web-comedian Dr. Ashen, featuring a selection of rather crap monsters he's discovered while researching bad movies, two of which have been reviewed here before!.

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Also, be sure to check out his site Trailer Club 70 that features some classic B-movie trailers, and his own musings on them.  Enjoy!
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« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2008, 07:52:02 AM »
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« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2008, 08:53:28 AM »
Oh man, I really want to see the jellyfish one now. 

Also, I'm somewhat surprised (but not tremendously so) that Black Sheep is not the first B-movie featuring mutant sheep as the monster. 
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« Reply #3 on: June 23, 2008, 10:03:47 AM »
Quote from: Saucerman on June 23, 2008, 08:53:28 AM
Oh man, I really want to see the jellyfish one now. 

Also, I'm somewhat surprised (but not tremendously so) that Black Sheep is not the first B-movie featuring mutant sheep as the monster. 

No, the Godmonster of Indian Flats holds that honor (at least as far as I know). One of the silliest things about GoIF is that the "monster" isn't central to the plot, and it's not really very evil or destructive. It scares a few people (who wouldn't be a little scared of an eight-foot-tall bipedal sheep with one four-foot arm and one two-foot arm?), but the worst thing it does is eat some hot dogs. The scene in the video above shows that the sheep is just hungry; it isn't trying to terrorize anyone. It just wants some nummies. That said, I don't see how this rates below the jellyfish guy. At least the makers of GoIF tried to make a monster.
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« Reply #4 on: June 23, 2008, 07:16:59 PM »
STING OF DEATH is available with DEATH CURSE OF TARTU on a William Gefe double-feature from Something Weird.

Even scarier than the jellyfish monster is the theme song Do the Jilla Jella Jellyfish sung by a cash-poor Neil Sedaka.

Hear the song at 1:30! It's got a groovy beat and the kids seem to love it!

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And somebody may want to introduce the creator of this list to THE GIANT CLAW

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and, naturally, ROBOT MONSTER

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« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2008, 11:32:12 PM »
His research must come from Something Weird Video collection. I have all of those on SWV releases, except the Killer Shews which is on a 50 pack. And that's just the tip of the iceberg there is 100's if not 1000's of crappy monsters.
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One monster with extra cheese, hold the plot.


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« Reply #6 on: June 27, 2008, 09:03:41 PM »
 BounceGiggle They didn't even make the jelly fish head opaque! That's spectacular. The GoIF monster was actually not too bad, I liked him  Smile and who doesn't love the killer shrews? The dinosaur puppet, though, made my day- that is hands-down the best thing that I've ever seen, and the guy in the monkey suit fightng a puppet? Genius XD!
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« Reply #7 on: July 01, 2008, 01:37:42 PM »
I have to admit, The Mighty Gorga made me happy inside.

But still...

My personal favorite is still (and will always be) Robot Monster. I mean c'mon...
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« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2009, 06:20:51 PM »
GENIUS!!! BounceGiggle
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« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2009, 07:50:09 PM »
A few more...
.the giant Volkswagon spider from the GIANT SPIDER INVASION.
.the carpet monster from the CREEPING TERROR.
.the dish-rag monster from NIGHT of the BLOOD BEAST.


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« Reply #10 on: February 17, 2009, 08:00:22 PM »
The 'Giant Spider' from "Mesa Of Lost Women" is a fun bad special effect.
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« Reply #11 on: February 17, 2009, 08:23:27 PM »
Quote from: JJ80 on February 17, 2009, 08:00:22 PM
The 'Giant Spider' from "Mesa Of Lost Women" is a fun bad special effect.




He looks a lot like the giant spider from MISSLE to the MOON! I think the old tin can robots from countless serials and b fliks would qualify. I like this guys taste in movies. He should be hired instead of the sh!t reviewers hat Yahoo news uses.
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« Reply #12 on: February 17, 2009, 08:28:40 PM »
Yes, I liked the fact that he didn't pickout the obvious 'bad' movies and included the more cult titles. Actually, I think his knight based intro animation is itself based on the old ident for "Anglia TV". Actually, the 'Rockmen' from "Missile To The Moon" are also worthy of a place on a list like this.
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« Reply #13 on: February 18, 2009, 11:24:21 AM »
If you understand Spanish this all probably makes perfect sense:

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Or not.
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« Reply #14 on: February 18, 2009, 11:41:37 AM »
Quote from: Raffine on February 18, 2009, 11:24:21 AM
If you understand Spanish this all probably makes perfect sense:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FRnKu4FEr0

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