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Brother Buzzard
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« on: June 24, 2008, 05:25:14 AM »


If you think this is bad, you should see the Japanese idols!
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« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2008, 06:14:57 AM »

So.........they worship the almighty Ear Cleaner? Question
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AndyC
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« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2008, 06:30:05 AM »

So.........they worship the almighty Ear Cleaner? Question

Think lower.....and smellier.

My caption:
"All right, who's first?"
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« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2008, 02:30:29 PM »

Nuclear batteries to power, turbine to speed. Ready to power wash!
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« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2008, 05:31:08 PM »

Announcer: "And now, these five semi attractive women, who look like they file paperwork in a county hospital, are here to present John De Bello with 'The Golden Beet Award'! John, come on up here...wait, huh?"
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« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2008, 05:35:54 PM »

Atleast the nurses are all feeding our fantasies by wearing high-heels....
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« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2008, 08:04:50 AM »

One of the girls:  "Well, I gave the modelling thing a try.  Guess now it's time to look into the porn industry."
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« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2008, 04:03:30 PM »

Atleast the nurses are all feeding our fantasies by wearing high-heels....

You know, I was also kind of thinking that a giant enema administered by five attractive women in heels and white lab coats is not entirely unappealing. But I'm a sick, sick man.
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2008, 06:50:06 PM »

Minutes after this pic was taken, the missing kids from the pedi ward were returned after getting the bronze rinsed off of them. 
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« Reply #9 on: June 26, 2008, 08:28:51 AM »

Minutes after this pic was taken, the missing kids from the pedi ward were returned after getting the bronze rinsed off of them. 

haha, karma!  BounceGiggle
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« Reply #10 on: July 01, 2008, 08:23:37 PM »



Moments after this picture was taken, the "nurses" featured in this photo returned to their regular jobs at the local strip club.
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« Reply #11 on: July 01, 2008, 09:08:50 PM »

Finally, after many years of clandestine research on humans, the diminutive aliens make themselves publicly known. As a gesture of friendship, they give their fabled anal probe to our medical science and all the health benefits that come with being probed....anally....I think...
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