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God arrested for selling cocaine by a church

« on: June 24, 2008, 10:01:58 PM »

Tampa, Florida police announced that they have arrested God for selling cocaine by a church.


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Re: God arrested for selling cocaine by a church

« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2008, 10:29:33 PM »

Quote from: sprite75 on June 24, 2008, 10:01:58 PM

Tampa, Florida police announced that they have arrested God for selling cocaine by a church.

And here I thought God was all knowing.


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Re: God arrested for selling cocaine by a church

« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2008, 07:27:59 AM »

I would figure that God would've seen it coming; or did God pre-ordain himself to be arrested?


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Re: God arrested for selling cocaine by a church

« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2008, 11:09:26 AM »

Well from the looks of things, someone may be saying "oh god" in the prison shower room.


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