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« on: June 26, 2008, 03:47:58 PM »



Caught this beauty yesterday in the river while arrowhead hunting.  Who's got the best caption for this shot?
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« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2008, 03:57:23 PM »

(avoiding the obvious joke of the tail looking like a penis...)

"I dunno either, the bottom half of his shell just fell off!"
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Mwa Ha Ha Ha Ha


« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2008, 04:15:09 PM »

(avoiding the obvious joke of the tail looking like a penis...)

Wow, it does.


Turtle: Could you put me down, I need to go download something, of course on DSL.  What?  You use Comcast!  Bah!  That's far too fast for me and my wife.

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« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2008, 05:06:03 PM »

Fresh ingredients are key to any recipe, none moreso than Indiana's twice fried turtle.
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« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2008, 06:22:23 PM »

"Look, I can make him fly! Gameraaaaa! Gameraaaa!"
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« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2008, 06:25:25 PM »

At participating McDonald's, for a limited time only, the McTortoise.   
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« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2008, 07:22:58 PM »





Teddy Roosevelt's great-great-grandson had a much more laid back attitude towards big game hunting.

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« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2008, 11:21:43 PM »

Thanks for the captions!
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« Reply #8 on: June 26, 2008, 11:51:36 PM »


Maw, git da pot ta simmerin' we're havin' turtle vittles ta'nite.
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While exploring the wilds of southeast Asia IndianaSmith discovered the secret meaning of Long Shlong River.
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Your Honor, you'll see in Exhibit "A" the defendant is clearly engaged in Turtle porn.
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« Reply #9 on: June 27, 2008, 12:52:17 AM »

Indiana re-enacts the controversial turtle scene from Cannibal Holocaust
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« Reply #10 on: June 27, 2008, 02:12:53 AM »

Gamera is really neat!  He is filled with turtle meat!
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« Reply #11 on: June 27, 2008, 06:43:09 AM »


Seriously though, is that turtle's bottom shell missing?  Is that normal did something happen to the poor guy? 

Never seen a turtle like that before...
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« Reply #12 on: June 27, 2008, 08:28:30 AM »

You know, with your backpack straps matching your shorts like that, it looks like you're wearing lederhosen.
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« Reply #13 on: June 27, 2008, 08:48:12 AM »

Turtle to his friends:  Here is a slide of myself with a rare specimen from my last summer vacation...
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« Reply #14 on: June 27, 2008, 11:27:08 AM »

Indianasmith is excited!  He has material for a new hat now.
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