Bad Movie Logo
"A website to the detriment of good film"
Custom Search
HOMEB-MOVIE REVIEWSREADER REVIEWSFORUMINTERVIEWSUPDATESABOUT
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?
April 21, 2014, 11:07:17 AM
522696 Posts in 39383 Topics by 4873 Members
Latest Member: CMcdermot
Badmovies.org Forum  |  Movies  |  Humorous Captions  |  "I like turtles too!!" « previous next »
Pages: 1 [2]
Author Topic: "I like turtles too!!"  (Read 5329 times)
Dr. Whom
Bad Movie Lover
***

Karma: 35
Posts: 722


Cthulhu for president! Why choose the lesser evil?


« Reply #15 on: June 27, 2008, 12:13:47 PM »

Look! I finally caught something with my bare hands!
Logged

"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.
ghouck
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
****

Karma: 583
Posts: 3750


Afro-Mullets RULE!


WWW
« Reply #16 on: June 27, 2008, 12:52:42 PM »

I'm gonna make a new hat outta this here turtle, my old one has lost its pizazz. .
Logged

Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution
AndyC
Global Moderator
B-Movie Kraken
****

Karma: 1398
Posts: 11161



« Reply #17 on: June 27, 2008, 01:10:09 PM »

The somewhat less successful Turtle Dundee.
Logged

---------------------
"Join me in the abyss of savings."
Jack
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
****

Karma: 996
Posts: 9027



« Reply #18 on: June 27, 2008, 01:28:56 PM »

Ya just give 'em a good whack over the head with a stick and, as you can see, they become quite docile.
Logged

Take notes. This is high quality posting here.
ghouck
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
****

Karma: 583
Posts: 3750


Afro-Mullets RULE!


WWW
« Reply #19 on: June 27, 2008, 01:41:48 PM »

The somewhat less successful Turtle Dundee.

 BounceGiggle
Logged

Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution
Ash
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
****

Karma: 0
Posts: 6608


13 Year Badmovies.org Veteran


« Reply #20 on: June 27, 2008, 02:39:58 PM »

You know, with your backpack straps matching your shorts like that, it looks like you're wearing lederhosen.

Hilarious!   TeddyR
Definitely gotta give you karma for that one.   Thumbup
Logged
ghouck
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
****

Karma: 583
Posts: 3750


Afro-Mullets RULE!


WWW
« Reply #21 on: June 27, 2008, 03:03:26 PM »


Seriously though, is that turtle's bottom shell missing?  Is that normal did something happen to the poor guy? 

Never seen a turtle like that before...

I don't think there's anyhing missing, I think the bottom of that species just has an very light colored bottom. I don't thing turtles can luve with their shell missing, but I could be wrong.
Logged

Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution
ghouck
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
****

Karma: 583
Posts: 3750


Afro-Mullets RULE!


WWW
« Reply #22 on: June 28, 2008, 11:45:05 PM »

Said in a George W Bush voice: "See, this here is from the future! It's a frisbee, but they made this one with LEGS, so you don't have to chase it. That's what's bad about frisbee, is that you throw it, , then you gotta go get it. It's almost as bad as one of them boomarangs, except it doesn't hit you in the head"
Logged

Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution
jdlarch
Bad Movie Lover
***

Karma: 14
Posts: 209


Reticence is death. Don't think too long on that.


« Reply #23 on: July 01, 2008, 10:27:11 PM »

It's a miracle! If you look closely at the markings on his underside you can clearly see the face of Kenny from South Park!
Logged

Ready your mind and steel your heart against failure; for it's the only thing from which you can truly grow.
ghouck
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
****

Karma: 583
Posts: 3750


Afro-Mullets RULE!


WWW
« Reply #24 on: July 20, 2008, 02:35:00 PM »

Ok, I have to say it, I expected someone else to go there, but I guess not.

"The captor, jealous of the size of the turtle's wee-wee, shakes the poor reptile in frustration"
Logged

Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution
WingedSerpent
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
****

Karma: 153
Posts: 1433


I AM THE BAD PHOTOSHOP EFFECT!


« Reply #25 on: July 21, 2008, 04:02:03 PM »


Seriously though, is that turtle's bottom shell missing?  Is that normal did something happen to the poor guy? 

Never seen a turtle like that before...

I don't think there's anyhing missing, I think the bottom of that species just has an very light colored bottom. I don't thing turtles can luve with their shell missing, but I could be wrong.

If I'm correct that's a species of soft shelled turtles-so yes it supposed to look that way.

A turtle's shell is it's backbone and ribcage, so no, one cant live with the shell missing.
« Last Edit: July 21, 2008, 09:14:10 PM by WingedSerpent » Logged

At least, that's what Gary Busey told me...

In 1991, when The People's Court ratings started to slip, Judge Wapner reinstated the death penalty-Late Show Fun Fact
Pages: 1 [2]
Badmovies.org Forum  |  Movies  |  Humorous Captions  |  "I like turtles too!!" « previous next »
    Jump to:  


    RSS Feed Subscribe Subscribe by RSS
    Email Subscribe Subscribe by Email


    Popular Articles
    How To Find A Bad Movie

    The Champions of Justice

    Plan 9 from Outer Space

    Manos, The Hands of Fate

    Podcast: Todd the Convenience Store Clerk

    Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

    Dragonball: The Magic Begins

    Cool As Ice

    The Educational Archives: Driver's Ed

    Godzilla vs. Monster Zero

    Do you have a zombie plan?

    FROM THE BADMOVIES.ORG ARCHIVES
    ImageThe Giant Claw - Slime drop

    Earth is visited by a GIANT ANTIMATTER SPACE BUZZARD! Gawk at the amazingly bad bird puppet, or chuckle over the silly dialog. This is one of the greatest b-movies ever made.

    Lesson Learned:
    • Osmosis: os·mo·sis (oz-mo'sis, os-) n., 1. When a bird eats something.

    Subscribe to Badmovies.org and get updates by email:

    HOME B-Movie Reviews Reader Reviews Forum Interviews TV Shows Advertising Information Sideshows Links Contact

    Badmovies.org is owned and operated by Andrew Borntreger. All original content is © 1998 - 2014 by its respective author(s). Image, video, and audio files are used in accordance with the Fair Use Law, and are property of the film copyright holders. You may freely link to any page (.html or .php) on this website, but reproduction in any other form must be authorized by the copyright holder.