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« on: June 27, 2008, 08:42:37 PM »



Here's the question -- "Should Congress quit funding for Public Television and NPR, Public Radio?"

Richard Guess of Charleston says, "Congress should continue paying for it because if they don't, the taxpayers will end up paying for it."


You just can't make stuff this stupid up.
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« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2008, 08:45:23 PM »

I think Richard's been standing next to his microwave a little too much... Drink
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« Reply #2 on: June 27, 2008, 09:04:54 PM »

*applause*
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« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2008, 09:29:26 PM »

I finally remembered who this guy looks like ...

It's Uncle Joe from Petticoat Junction ... kind of sounds like something Uncle Joe would say.
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« Reply #4 on: June 27, 2008, 10:08:29 PM »

I'm trying to think of some kind of a comment, but there's really nothing you can add to that.  Buggedout
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« Reply #5 on: June 27, 2008, 10:33:16 PM »

I'm trying to think of some kind of a comment, but there's really nothing you can add to that.  Buggedout

I told you it's the caption you can not top ... nothing is harder to top than true stupidity.

It's one of those things you read and have to re read it about 3 times before it sinks in, your brain just can't process it.


It's like saying ... "I prefer 'Evian' because water is nasty." but even less clueless.
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« Reply #6 on: June 28, 2008, 09:00:00 PM »

Are you sure that isn't Joe from PJ? Or his brother?
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« Reply #7 on: June 28, 2008, 09:27:35 PM »

I betcha Richard's voted in every election for the past 50 years.
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« Reply #8 on: June 28, 2008, 09:51:51 PM »

I betcha Richard's voted in every election for the past 50 years.

Yep and sadly there are millions more just like him, out there voting completely uninformed and they wonder how "those idiots" made it to Washington.
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« Reply #9 on: June 28, 2008, 10:06:37 PM »

What I love is that these guys always have opinions and always parrot the same cynical BS to make themselves sound wise.

"The taxpayers are going to end up paying for it."

The taxpayers are already paying for it, you numbnuts.
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« Reply #10 on: June 28, 2008, 10:18:35 PM »

What I love is that these guys always have opinions and always parrot the same cynical BS to make themselves sound wise.

"The taxpayers are going to end up paying for it."

The taxpayers are already paying for it, you numbnuts.

Well dat be bullcrap I be a tax payer an I ain't payin' fer no mo', I dink da gum'ment should pay fer it.


OMG - I think my DNA just mutated typing that... no good thing.
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« Reply #11 on: June 28, 2008, 11:40:15 PM »

Lol, it all reminds me of Archie bunker (When offered a dish of cow tongue):"I ain't eating anything that comes out of no animal's mouth. Edith, go make me some EGGS."
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« Reply #12 on: June 29, 2008, 06:14:16 AM »

I ... I just ...  Question
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« Reply #13 on: June 29, 2008, 06:42:38 PM »

True stupidity?

Reminds me of this: Cat Found
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