Flick James
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Honorary Bastard of Arts
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« Reply #45 on: May 12, 2011, 05:47:21 PM » |
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I've learned that men with slicked-back hair are almost invariably evil.
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I don't always talk about bad movies, but when I do, I prefer badmovies.org
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WildHoosier09
I'm the one who looks like he can use a keyboard
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I've got to find out what causes this and put a st
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« Reply #46 on: May 12, 2011, 08:03:10 PM » |
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"The Faculty" - aliens are killed by cocaine substitute because it is apparently the only "anhydrous" material available.
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The only difference between zombies and toddlers is one is cuter than the other.
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Nightowl
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Local TV-Movie Nerd!
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« Reply #47 on: May 19, 2011, 12:48:17 AM » |
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Muscle cars must be destroyed by the end
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66Crush
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Or... like all the others...dead!
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« Reply #48 on: July 02, 2011, 10:06:08 PM » |
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From "Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle" I learned that apparently tigers are native to southern California. The tiger was never explained. Did it escape from the zoo or the circus, or did someone's exotic pet go awol?
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Flangepart
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« Reply #49 on: July 07, 2011, 08:46:46 AM » |
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Logic is as unstable as water in an earthquake.
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"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"
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Psycho Circus
B-Movie Kraken
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Shake The Faith
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« Reply #50 on: July 07, 2011, 01:17:04 PM » |
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The average human cannot run to evade a potentially dangerous situation.
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slimrockwell
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« Reply #51 on: July 07, 2011, 01:32:29 PM » |
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All I need to know about filmmaking i learned from the Toxic Avenger! haha
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indianasmith
Archeologist, Theologian, Elder Scrolls Addict, and a
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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!
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« Reply #52 on: July 07, 2011, 07:04:21 PM » |
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The office jerk will actually let a female zombie get within biting range to get a closer look at her boobies . . .
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"Carpe diem!" - Seize the day! "Carpe per diem!" - Seize the daily living allowance! "Carpe carp!" - Seize the fish!
"Carpe Ngo Diem!" - Seize the South Vietnamese Dictator!
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LilCerberus
A Very Bad Person, and
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
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pull my finger
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« Reply #53 on: July 19, 2011, 01:27:35 PM » |
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From Lady Terminator:
Women find it extremely rude when a man dies while she's trying to kill him.
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Psycho Circus
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« Reply #54 on: July 20, 2011, 05:31:54 PM » |
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Fred Olen Ray despises the concept of "pacing".
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diamondwaspvenom
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« Reply #55 on: August 13, 2011, 11:37:23 AM » |
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Who needs expensive CGI to create dinosaurs when you can just use your pet iguana?
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claws
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« Reply #56 on: August 13, 2011, 12:26:24 PM » |
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Working schizophrenia into a script is a clever tool to cover up plot holes and inconsistencies. In the end nobody can say for sure what was intentional or not.
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El Misfit
The bullsh*t meter is up high ಠ__ಠ
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I come in pieces
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« Reply #57 on: August 13, 2011, 02:34:59 PM » |
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A dog is mightier than the sword
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Psycho Circus
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« Reply #58 on: August 14, 2011, 04:40:17 AM » |
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People can see events relating to their friends and family via a flashback, when they weren't even present at the time.
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diamondwaspvenom
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« Reply #59 on: August 16, 2011, 12:54:26 PM » |
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From TROLL: Trolls are apparently deadlier than aliens.   |
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