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Flick James
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« Reply #45 on: May 12, 2011, 05:47:21 PM »

I've learned that men with slicked-back hair are almost invariably evil.
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« Reply #46 on: May 12, 2011, 08:03:10 PM »

"The Faculty" - aliens are killed by cocaine substitute because it is apparently the only "anhydrous" material available.
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The only difference between zombies and toddlers is one is cuter than the other.
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« Reply #47 on: May 19, 2011, 12:48:17 AM »

Muscle cars must be destroyed by the end
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« Reply #48 on: July 02, 2011, 10:06:08 PM »

From "Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle" I learned that apparently tigers are native to southern California. The tiger was never explained. Did it escape from the zoo or the circus, or did someone's exotic pet go awol?
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« Reply #49 on: July 07, 2011, 08:46:46 AM »

Logic is as unstable as water in an earthquake.
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« Reply #50 on: July 07, 2011, 01:17:04 PM »

The average human cannot run to evade a potentially dangerous situation.
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« Reply #51 on: July 07, 2011, 01:32:29 PM »

All I need to know about filmmaking i learned from the Toxic Avenger! haha
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« Reply #52 on: July 07, 2011, 07:04:21 PM »

The office jerk will actually let a female zombie get within biting range to get a closer look at her boobies . . .
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« Reply #53 on: July 19, 2011, 01:27:35 PM »

From Lady Terminator:

Women find it extremely rude when a man dies while she's trying to kill him.
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« Reply #54 on: July 20, 2011, 05:31:54 PM »

Fred Olen Ray despises the concept of "pacing".
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« Reply #55 on: August 13, 2011, 11:37:23 AM »

Who needs expensive CGI to create dinosaurs when you can just use your pet iguana?
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« Reply #56 on: August 13, 2011, 12:26:24 PM »

Working schizophrenia into a script is a clever tool to cover up plot holes and inconsistencies. In the end nobody can say for sure what was intentional or not.
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« Reply #57 on: August 13, 2011, 02:34:59 PM »

A dog is mightier than the sword
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« Reply #58 on: August 14, 2011, 04:40:17 AM »

People can see events relating to their friends and family via a flashback, when they weren't even present at the time.
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« Reply #59 on: August 16, 2011, 12:54:26 PM »

From TROLL:

Trolls are apparently deadlier than aliens.  Question Lookingup
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