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alandhopewell
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« Reply #75 on: December 08, 2012, 01:45:57 PM »

     Richard Lynch deserves a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

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If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.
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« Reply #76 on: December 08, 2012, 01:51:35 PM »

     Richard Lynch deserves a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.




I second that....such an iconic villian. Wink
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« Reply #77 on: January 07, 2013, 11:25:35 PM »

From Fists of Bruce Lee:
Nothing says "you're screwed" quite like rolling up your sleeves.
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« Reply #78 on: January 07, 2013, 11:53:18 PM »

Also from Fists of Bruce Lee:
You can electrocute someone else by crossing wires with your bare hands, without electrocuting yourself....
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« Reply #79 on: March 21, 2013, 06:54:22 PM »

Were they not painted gold, you probably wouldn't know that set of barbeque tongs is supposed to be a roach clip.
Were it not for the oversized roach clip, you probably wouldn't know that cigarette is supposed to be a joint.
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« Reply #80 on: August 27, 2013, 12:37:51 PM »

Only poor people own leather jackets.
Only poor people own Harley Davidson motorcycles.
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« Reply #81 on: August 28, 2013, 11:46:17 AM »

The Time Machine (1960)



1. Everybody in the future is white.

2. In the future monsters will live underground and eat humans.

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« Reply #82 on: August 28, 2013, 03:21:03 PM »

When someone says "Trust me" you should run away as quickly as possible, because they are horribly wrong and should NEVER be trusted.
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« Reply #83 on: August 28, 2013, 04:59:59 PM »

The Curse of the Werewolf (1961)



1. Full moons happen every other night.

2. You can be BORN a werewolf.

3. IF YOU'RE IN A JAIL CELL WITH A WEREWOLF... YOU'RE F%$#%$
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One monster with extra cheese, hold the plot.


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« Reply #84 on: August 29, 2013, 01:07:56 PM »

Before embarking on a trek into the jungle/dive to the ocean floor/ascent to the summit of a mountain/trip to another planet/stepping on that transporter, take care of things back home as follows:
  • a)Cut off relations with your mistress and family. If you have one, you are morally flawed and will die first; if you have the other, you are obligated to have children to return to and will die in the last ten minutes of the film.
  • b)If you have just met the perfect girl, leave her. Now, do it, it's the only chance of survival that you have. Love is the cilantro of the monster palette.
  • c)If you have a raging libido, do the rest of the team a favor and just stay home. Not only is your Golden Ticket obligated to be punched but you will take every person of the opposite gender that you interact with down with you. That's just selfish.
  • d)If you know nothing of the culture or customs of the country you're bound for, don't go. Just don't. Please?
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« Reply #85 on: October 14, 2013, 09:40:00 AM »

Control panels, computers and other electronic devices have as much current passing through them as the average arc welder, but hardly ever have fuses in case of shorts.


6. No fuses.
Every time there's a power surge on the Enterprise the various stations and consoles explode in a shower of sparks and throw their seatbelt-less operators over Picard's head. If we could get Giordi to stop reversing the polarity for a minute, we could get him to go shopping at the nearest Starship parts store and pick up a few fuses. And while he's shopping, he could stop at an intergalactic IKEA and pick up a few chairs for the bridge personnel. If you're going to put me in front of a fuseless exploding console all day, the least you could do is let me sit down.


From Top 10 Things I Hate About Star Trek
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« Reply #86 on: October 14, 2013, 11:34:52 AM »

All fat men wear boxers.
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« Reply #87 on: October 15, 2013, 01:19:08 PM »

Things I learned from Twister (1996):


A tornado will not lift your truck off the ground so long as it has a Hemi.

Cows are lighter than people.

18-wheeler gas trucks are lighter than pick-up trucks.

As long as you are tied down, a tornado will not rip your arms out of their sockets and carry you away.

This tornado was brought to you by Pepsi, the choice of a new generation!

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Second rule is, 'Be nice to mommy'
Third rule is, 'Don't talk to commies'
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« Reply #88 on: October 17, 2013, 02:16:38 PM »

      People from Fundamentalist Christian households turn out to be serial killers, unless they're black women; then they become possessed.

Small | Large
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If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.
alandhopewell
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« Reply #89 on: March 17, 2014, 12:52:14 PM »

     If there's a dance sequence in a bad movie, everyone dances to different music, NONE of which is the music playing on the soundtrack.

The Creeping Terror - Dance Hall Small | Large



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If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.
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