sprite75
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« on: July 01, 2008, 02:26:35 AM » |
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 Jesus Christ, man! Why the hell are there worms swimming around in whatever that was you just poured in my coffee cup?! |
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God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
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Inferno
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« Reply #1 on: July 01, 2008, 06:26:27 AM » |
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I don't know what's more disgusting. This "coffee" or your hat.
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Jack
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« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2008, 06:33:41 AM » |
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Oh Neelix, having a good slug of whiskey with the morning coffee may be traditional on your planet, but fun has been illegal on Earth for over 150 years now.
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We must have a psychopathic deviant in the hospital.
Maybe we should report it to the police?
No that's out of the question. A police investigation would give us a bad name.
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Flangepart
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« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2008, 11:31:08 AM » |
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Neelix, you 'esspresso' just gave me the tenticle...
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"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"
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Rev. Powell
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Click on that globe for 366 Weird Movies
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« Reply #4 on: July 01, 2008, 01:21:22 PM » |
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"What EXACTLY do you mean when you say you made it yourself?"
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"The best parts are watching Sly go through the full range of emotions: deadpan, deadpan with raised eyebrow, deadpan with quivering lip. There's also a great sequence where Sly drives his VW Beetle down the interstate for about 20 minutes, staring dramatically through the windshield.."-Joe Bob on A MAN CALLED RAMBO
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TheGreatWhiteDope
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I have more DVDs than brain cells...
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« Reply #5 on: July 01, 2008, 03:40:15 PM » |
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If this is your idea of coffee, I don't want any cream. |
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 TheGreatWhiteDope: bringing the conversation to a grinding halt since 2002. |
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jdlarch
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Reticence is death. Don't think too long on that.
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« Reply #6 on: July 01, 2008, 10:11:06 PM » |
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Neelix: Don't worry, captain. I know the coffee is a little bit strong, but I have plenty of forks....and knives....and charged phasers.
Janeway: OMG! I've never seen anyone give coffee a Dairy Queen curl!
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Ready your mind and steel your heart against failure; for it's the only thing from which you can truly grow.
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Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!
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« Reply #7 on: July 02, 2008, 07:19:25 PM » |
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Sigh, why didn't I just avoid IHOP and head straight to Dennys.
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AndyC
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« Reply #8 on: July 02, 2008, 08:00:20 PM » |
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"Neelix, you're supposed to wash luwak coffee before you grind it!"
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sprite75
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« Reply #9 on: July 07, 2008, 02:31:19 PM » |
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Neelix, I am not playing two captains one cup!
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God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
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Allhallowsday
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Either he's dead or my watch has stopped!
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« Reply #10 on: July 07, 2008, 09:04:29 PM » |
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Well... it's dark, but I hope CHAKOTAY can do better !! |
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If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!
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AndyC
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« Reply #11 on: July 07, 2008, 09:07:24 PM » |
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"Neelix, your coffee is giving me an orgasm."
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Allhallowsday
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Either he's dead or my watch has stopped!
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« Reply #12 on: July 07, 2008, 09:43:17 PM » |
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"Neelix, your coffee is giving me an orgasm."
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If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!
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Yaddo 42
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Where's that brick.......
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« Reply #13 on: July 21, 2008, 10:56:18 PM » |
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THe wroms go in the mezcal! Not the coffee, Neelix!
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blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....
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Saucerman
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Hypnotic, ain't it?
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« Reply #14 on: July 22, 2008, 02:27:51 PM » |
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Easy on the Spanish Fly!
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