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« on: July 01, 2008, 02:26:35 AM »


Jesus Christ, man!  Why the hell are there worms swimming around in whatever that was you just poured in my coffee cup?!
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« Reply #1 on: July 01, 2008, 06:26:27 AM »

I don't know what's more disgusting. This "coffee" or your hat.
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« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2008, 06:33:41 AM »

Oh Neelix, having a good slug of whiskey with the morning coffee may be traditional on your planet, but fun has been illegal on Earth for over 150 years now.
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« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2008, 11:31:08 AM »

Neelix, you 'esspresso' just gave me the tenticle...
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« Reply #4 on: July 01, 2008, 01:21:22 PM »

"What EXACTLY do you mean when you say you made it yourself?"
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« Reply #5 on: July 01, 2008, 03:40:15 PM »



If this is your idea of coffee, I don't want any cream.
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« Reply #6 on: July 01, 2008, 10:11:06 PM »

Neelix: Don't worry, captain. I know the coffee is a little bit strong, but I have plenty of forks....and knives....and charged phasers.

Janeway: OMG! I've never seen anyone give coffee a Dairy Queen curl!
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« Reply #7 on: July 02, 2008, 07:19:25 PM »

Sigh, why didn't I just avoid IHOP and head straight to Dennys. 
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« Reply #8 on: July 02, 2008, 08:00:20 PM »

"Neelix, you're supposed to wash luwak coffee before you grind it!"
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« Reply #9 on: July 07, 2008, 02:31:19 PM »

Neelix, I am not playing two captains one cup!
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« Reply #10 on: July 07, 2008, 09:04:29 PM »


Well... it's dark, but I hope CHAKOTAY can do better !!  
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« Reply #11 on: July 07, 2008, 09:07:24 PM »

"Neelix, your coffee is giving me an orgasm."
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« Reply #12 on: July 07, 2008, 09:43:17 PM »

"Neelix, your coffee is giving me an orgasm."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4W1xXymQ-c
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« Reply #13 on: July 21, 2008, 10:56:18 PM »

THe wroms go in the mezcal! Not the coffee, Neelix!
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« Reply #14 on: July 22, 2008, 02:27:51 PM »

Easy on the Spanish Fly!
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