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We're all just victims of circumstance

« on: July 01, 2008, 12:19:53 PM »

"Just goes to show, you never know"

Was she ugly or what?!

And you thought Trek isn't cool.
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« Reply #1 on: July 01, 2008, 01:42:30 PM »

Little Rock High, class of 1968 voted this happy couple "Most likely to be trapped in a cold, loveless marriage by their ruthless political ambitions."

"...this time Toxie and his blind platinum-blonde girlfriend with enormous garbonzas have to fight a bunch of terrorists called the Warner Brothers who machine-gun video stores who refuse to accept the new 'top 20 titles only' policy of the evil Apocalypse Inc. 'But we want VARIETY,' the residents of Tromaville, New Jersey, whine. And then the Warner Brothers blow their heads off."-Joe Bob on THE TOXIC AVENGER III: THE LAST TEMPTATION OF TOXIE
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Gone but not forgotten... well, KINDA forgotten.

« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2008, 03:43:00 PM »

Fred Travalena and Judy Collins, ladies and
gentlemen, this week at the Copacabana!

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I'm a Mac...

« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2008, 08:21:05 PM »

Boy, Bill sure knows how to pick 'em!

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« Reply #4 on: July 01, 2008, 09:23:19 PM »

Hey, when did Howdy Doody guest star on Little House on the Prairie?


You don't see many heterosexual couples where the man wears more makeup than the woman!


Boy, they both look flushed. I wonder what they were doing right before they had their picture tak-......mustn'!! And that giddy smile...I wonder if she still has that cigar in...(head explodes)


Hillary was sure proud of her new beau Bill when he appeared on the cover of Cigar Aficionado. When asked for comment she bubbled, "My man sure knows his way around smokes!" (Giggle!)

BTW, I Am Kirok!, what do you mean "was?"
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« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2008, 05:40:10 PM »

Wow, the Campbell Kids are all grown up.

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Pathetic Earthlings

« Reply #6 on: July 02, 2008, 11:10:51 PM »

Some photo's just don't need captions ... he looks like a drunk and she looks like the girl that got picked up at closing time.

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