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« on: July 03, 2008, 06:41:58 AM »



...And this is how you hold the sake jar. I learned to do that while I was waiting tables in Okinawa.
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« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2008, 06:51:47 AM »

Ok Magnum hold that pose.  That pose will really get homosexual men going. 
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« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2008, 10:42:18 AM »



When playing charade, everyone wants to be in Higgins' team. Why? Look at him going for "They saved Hitler's brain"!

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« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2008, 06:43:20 PM »

"Woob woob woob woob, nyuk nyuk nyuk. Wise guy, eh?"
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« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2008, 10:09:47 PM »

Nobody ever made fun of my great-great grandfather from Rock Ridge
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« Reply #5 on: July 04, 2008, 09:36:59 AM »

And this is how we greet one another on my home planet. (Without the spitting, of course)
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« Reply #6 on: July 04, 2008, 05:23:59 PM »

yes, officer - when the intruder caught us unaware, P.I.'s bait-and-tackle were right back here, and the horse, well, the horse was approaching me from the front, you see...
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« Reply #7 on: July 05, 2008, 06:55:00 PM »

"No John, the joke is 'I'm crushing YOUR head.'"
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« Reply #8 on: July 06, 2008, 06:05:33 AM »

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« Reply #9 on: July 10, 2008, 11:00:16 AM »

Tonight on Kung Fu Theater : "White Ninja Butler."
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« Reply #10 on: July 10, 2008, 07:29:03 PM »




So I was holding a cat over my head in the left hand
 and her big ole juglies in right hand and then things really started to get weird.
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« Reply #11 on: July 10, 2008, 07:41:40 PM »

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A scene from the classic film Enter The Honky.
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« Reply #12 on: July 10, 2008, 08:40:31 PM »



I ordered a keg this big for tonight's party.  Think that'll be enough for five of us?
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« Reply #13 on: July 11, 2008, 12:07:07 PM »

I'm a little tea-pot, short and stout, ,here is my handle, here is my spout. .
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« Reply #14 on: July 11, 2008, 03:07:23 PM »

See, you put the lime in the coconut, then you drink both up.  Cheers
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