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« on: July 05, 2008, 10:51:17 PM »


At long last, he realized that all his and her family members screaming HE WENT TO JARED!!!!! did not sound anywhere near as bad as them screaming HE WENT TO WAL-MART!!!!!
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« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2008, 08:12:01 AM »

Well apparently the Subway gig paid off for the guy. 
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« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2008, 08:09:12 PM »

Dollar General's most innovative sales scheme yet.

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« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2008, 08:16:56 PM »

That's the closest any women I'm with will ever get to a jewelry ('jury' if she's from inner city) store.
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« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2008, 07:22:22 PM »

Yeah her fiance went to Jared's.  There he is in that parked car with the waitress he just picked up from Hooters. 
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« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2008, 09:02:40 PM »

Don't laugh. You can pick up a giant family-sized box of authentic imitation diamonds for $14.99 there. I'd like to see Tiffany's top that.
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« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2008, 07:18:33 AM »

Once you've got kids, you'll be blowin' through the price of an engagement ring evey few months, so don't worry about it!

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« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2008, 07:57:44 AM »

Once you've got kids, you'll be blowin' through the price of an engagement ring evey few months, so don't worry about it!

Quite right. It's just not as noticeable, being spread out. My wife and I usually just go around wondering why we always seem to be out of money, then we buy $150 worth of groceries, pay the sitter $500 and put $100 worth of gas in the car, all in the space of an hour and a half, and it briefly becomes clear.

And I always thought my dad was just cheap. Well, he is, but he used to have a good reason.

I was fortunate to buy my wife's engagement ring and our wedding rings at a little downtown jewellery shop, when the owners were preparing to retire. Incredible deals. We're talking 40% off.

Come to think of it, my wife's diamond ring cost substantially less than a week's supply of groceries, a month of babysitting and a tank of gas cost us today.
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« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2008, 12:20:17 PM »

JARED . . . wasn't that the name of a movie starring Jake Gyllenhaal and Jamie Foxx?
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« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2011, 01:13:18 PM »



One of the great debates visiting Madison.  The Apple Store or Jared?
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« Reply #10 on: September 10, 2011, 03:13:51 PM »

He went to Jared....and hasn't been seen since.
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« Reply #11 on: September 12, 2011, 03:46:16 AM »

Jared, fed up with the Subway diet, turned to eating diamonds to lose weight.
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« Reply #12 on: September 14, 2011, 08:22:11 AM »

He went to Jared
Lookin' for answers
To questions that bothered him so.
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« Reply #13 on: September 15, 2011, 09:42:50 PM »

He did go to Jareds, and then proceded to JC Penny's after seeing the prices.
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« Reply #14 on: September 18, 2011, 07:40:26 PM »

He did go to Jareds, and then proceded to JC Penny's after seeing the prices.

And after that then on to Target, then on to K-Mart, and right on down the line....
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