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« Reply #15 on: September 21, 2011, 08:17:53 AM »

He went to Jared
Lookin' for answers
To questions that bothered him so.
A Jimmy Buffet post. Cool!

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« Reply #16 on: September 27, 2011, 01:33:23 PM »

He went to Jared, because his fiancee was a shrill, materialistic gold digger. (Sorry I just can't stand their radio commercials.)

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« Reply #17 on: October 03, 2011, 05:09:00 PM »

He did go to Jareds, and then proceded to JC Penny's after seeing the prices.

And after that then on to Target, then on to K-Mart, and right on down the line....

He should have gone to Dollar General first. Where no diamond costs over a dollar. Of course, you do need a magnifying glass to see it, but . . . ?
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Hi there!

« Reply #18 on: October 03, 2011, 06:01:51 PM »

Jared- Sponsored by VD treatment

yeah no.
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« Reply #19 on: October 21, 2011, 06:54:07 PM »

He went to Jared.  I went to throw up.

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