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« on: July 06, 2008, 08:28:19 AM »

                                         The Secret Of The Force

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« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2008, 08:10:26 PM »

Why Yoda talks so funny.

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« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2008, 08:14:44 PM »

Buzz have, I got.

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« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2008, 09:14:56 PM »

Stunt your growth it will.


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« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2008, 10:51:14 PM »

Dagobah has some fairly lenient drug laws. 


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« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2008, 07:59:37 AM »

Feeling the Force, very strong now I am.

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« Reply #6 on: July 07, 2008, 02:32:46 PM »

After smoking his eighth joint in a row, something amazing happened: Yoda actually began talking normally!

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« Reply #7 on: July 07, 2008, 09:22:54 PM »

There's a very good reason Yoda chose to hide out on a planet with all that weird vegetation.

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« Reply #8 on: July 09, 2008, 08:02:05 PM »

"The philosopher from 'Harry Pothead and the Stoned Philosopher' am I.
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