So almost every year my family takes a drive up to Six Flags Great America. Always a fun time. One of my highlights which I will be telling people until I die was that we got stuck on Superman: Ultimate Flight. If you don't know about this ride, they flip you up in your seat so that you are facing the ground (like superman flies go figure
) and the coaster whirls around like you're actually flying. Crazy twirls and one massive headfirst drop plus a bunch of other stuff. Anyway it's a really fun ride, we're about to be dropped back into a sitting position when, (we are sorry, Superman: Ultimate Flight is experiencing technical difficulties.) Crap! It wasn't that bad though, my cousins and I were all making jokes the whole time up there and after five minutes they repeated the announcement and I heartily exclaimed "NO SH!T!" But eventually we got down, I made a couple of jokes about suing due to my mental anguish, it was fun. And it could have been worse, we might have gotten stuck on that headfirst drop
.
While I'm here I'm going to point out that Six Flags has been advertising this "amazing" new indoor rollercoaster dubbed "The Dark Night." First off they already have an awesome Batman Ride, second; The Dark Night sucks monkey nuts. We waited in line for an hour an a hale just to be whipped around in a tiny box on a jerky tack and to have your picture taken right before you hurl from having your organs punched out of your mouth. Mine looked like I was waiting to suck on some guys
. Don't go if there is a line.
p.s. there were a lot of people with cell phones out while we were stuck on there so if I find a youtube video I'll post it. People have put stupider things on youtube
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