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Worse B-Movie Actor

Started by Underbelly, July 17, 2008, 09:16:23 AM

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Underbelly

I didn't wee any nominations for the worse B-Movie actor of all time, so I thought I start a nomination. After we get enough nominations, we can do a bad actor showdown, pitting one actor against another using this forums polls.

My nomination is the always entertaining, Wings Hauser.  I believe he has the longest string of horrible film without, even by accident, being in a good movie! With films like Street Asylum (1990), Bedroom Eyes II (1990) and Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time (1991), how can anyone beat him?




Doc Daneeka

I stand by my nomination of Busta Rhymes as in the "100 worst actors and director's" thread. The problem is that he is not a b-movie exclusive actor, but has in fact appeared in some high-budget films trying to act deep and philisophical (Watch Finding Forrester or Halloween Resurrection for Busta Rhymes reciting speeches clearly not written or made for him :tongueout: )

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I'll try to stick to someone who has made a number of movies, of which I have seen quite a few.  That actually eliminates quite a few possibilities.  I nominate Reb Brown:

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Jack

I nominate Luke Perry:



You may remember this douchebag from such crap as Beverly Hills 90210, Robin Cook's Invasion, or the Sci-Fi Original Descent.  He plays precisely, pre-freakin'-cisely, the same character in everything:  Smug, "too cool to care, but I still do", politically correct, suck-the-freakin'-life-out-of-any-scene-I'm-in, "14 year old girls love me and nobody else can stand me for 30 seconds" dude.
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RCMerchant

George 'Buck' Flower....



the guy has played bits as a bum,drunk,pervert,handyman, and victum since 1970 untill his death in 2004. Here's a link...
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0002668/#actor
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Christopher Lambert

NUFF SAID.

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Joe Fleishaker.- Notable for being really fat and being in a crapload of Troma flicks.  Yeah, the dude's funny sometimes, but he's a horrible actor, even for Troma.
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Menard

Seems like there is a preponderance of male actors suggested. In order to even the playing field, I'll stick with my nomination from a previous thread; which is Julie Strain.

She has monotone line reading and three facial expressions down to an art.

CheezeFlixz

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Quote from: Menard on July 18, 2008, 11:08:51 PM
Seems like there is a preponderance of male actors suggested. In order to even the playing field, I'll stick with my nomination from a previous thread; which is Julie Strain.

She has monotone line reading and three facial expressions down to an art.

Blasphemer!


I'm going to offer up ...
Brinke Stevens scratch that .... after watching "Bad Girls from Mars" Edy Williams is the worst B movie actress.




RCMerchant

Quote from: Menard on July 18, 2008, 11:08:51 PM
Seems like there is a preponderance of male actors suggested. In order to even the playing field, I'll stick with my nomination from a previous thread; which is Julie Strain.

She has monotone line reading and three facial expressions down to an art.
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :thumbup: Ghostly karma!

Her main claim to fame is on her chest...and marrying the guy who draws the Ninja Turtles comic.
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Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
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Menard

Quote from: CheezeFlixz on July 18, 2008, 11:14:10 PM

.... after watching "Bad Girls from Mars" Edy Williams is the worst B movie actress.




Although I think she is a better line reader than Julie Strain, you may actually have to explain her to anyone on the board under 45.

Her main claim to fame was doing pictorials is some 60s and 70s low rent men's mags and having her breasts insured for a million dollars (safe bet for the insurance company as nobody wanted to touch them anyway).


Menard

ewwww...

Your image of Edy Williams that you chose, Cheezey, was not showing, so I opened it in another browser.

When one gets that old, there are clothes that should be illegal to wear.

I hope that image is not showing for others.

hellbilly

Jose Rosete.

He's pretty bad (and so are most of his movies) but he is probably the busiest b-actor working these days. Check out Jose's amazing resume at IMDb:

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1352774/

ToyMan

ooh, merchant and andrew made some really astute nominations, if you ask me. :thumbup: i'm trying to think of an actor who sucks as bad as their picks, but while i can think of actors who have been in tons of b-movies, they're actually not entirely horrible actors and are usually cast in roles that fit their personality pretty well...

however, i'll just nominate these two anyway...

miguel ferrer

and

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