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« Reply #15 on: July 18, 2008, 06:06:19 PM »
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« Reply #16 on: July 18, 2008, 07:45:02 PM »
A little off-topic, but it seems an opportune time to break out this hoary old chestnut:

Three friends who work together get off work one day and go to a bar and get rip roaring drunk, they then lose track of each other going their separate ways. The next day they all congregated by the water cooler and began relating what had happened after they had left the bar.

The first guy said, "Man, I was so drunk last night I went home and blew chunks."

The second guy looked disgusted and said, "Bah, that's nothing. I got so drunk I hopped in my car and drove it off a cliff. I was just lucky I was thrown clear, otherwise I wouldn't be standing here. The car is a total loss though."

The third guy looked at the both of them and said, "That's a cake walk compared to what I went through. I went to my apartment and my girlfriend started arguing with me because I came home drunk off my ass. I was so mad I threw a chair at her and knocked a candle off a table into the curtains. The curtains caught fire and burned my whole apartment down. I've lost everything, and my girlfriend has left me. What could be worse then that?"

The first guy just shook his head, "No, no. You don't understand. Chunks is my dog."
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« Reply #17 on: July 18, 2008, 07:49:01 PM »
EWWWW!!!
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« Reply #18 on: July 18, 2008, 09:00:06 PM »
How about "Reliving Your Lunch". 
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« Reply #19 on: July 19, 2008, 05:42:41 AM »
Lunch 2: Esophagus Boogaloo
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« Reply #20 on: July 20, 2008, 09:45:34 AM »
Round these parts we often feel the need to "Boke" after a heavy night. I think that it's onomatopoeic in origin, sounding like the noise that you make as you discard your lunch. A variant is "Boakey-Spewey". I've never come across a slang name for the feeling that you get just before you are about to be sick. That's probably because it's so awful that it's genuinely indescribable.
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« Reply #21 on: July 20, 2008, 09:57:25 AM »
Driving the white bus.

The sound you make while puking is the shifting of gears.
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« Reply #22 on: July 21, 2008, 03:11:19 PM »
Quote from: Ash on July 18, 2008, 10:37:09 AM
"Blowing chunks"

I grew up with a decidedly Southern variation of that one:
"Blowing grits".
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« Reply #23 on: July 21, 2008, 03:30:31 PM »
A couple of my friends, back in our wilder days, expanded that one to "blow chunks at 30,000 feet."
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« Reply #24 on: July 21, 2008, 06:10:57 PM »
My cousin would often refer to it as 'slimmin'. But then again she had problems....and lots of silicone. I never did get the sorority types  Bluesad
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« Reply #25 on: July 29, 2008, 12:41:57 PM »
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Launching Lunch or "Doing the lunch launch"

Or my favorite: "Doing my impression of a lawn sprinkler", comes from my first experience with alcohol, where I was projectile vomiting while covering my mouth, and what was spraying out between my fingers was, , well, , you can guess..
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« Reply #26 on: July 29, 2008, 12:48:56 PM »
Quote from: ghouck on July 29, 2008, 12:41:57 PM
Firing Chow
Launching Lunch or "Doing the lunch launch"

Or my favorite: "Doing my impression of a lawn sprinkler", comes from my first experience with alcohol, where I was projectile vomiting while covering my mouth, and what was spraying out between my fingers was, , well, , you can guess..

HAHA theres also nothing like watching a drunken chick in a VIP room get sick in  a hot tub either...
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« Reply #27 on: July 29, 2008, 03:13:35 PM »
I GOTTA party with you someday. .
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Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

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« Reply #28 on: July 29, 2008, 04:18:26 PM »
Quote from: SisterGrace on July 29, 2008, 12:48:56 PM
HAHA theres also nothing like watching a drunken chick in a VIP room get sick in  a hot tub either...


It could be worse... Buggedout

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« Reply #29 on: July 29, 2008, 06:01:32 PM »
Wow man, didn't see that coming. . .
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Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution
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