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« Reply #30 on: July 25, 2008, 07:58:44 PM »

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« Reply #31 on: July 25, 2008, 08:41:19 PM »

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« Reply #32 on: July 25, 2008, 10:07:09 PM »

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« Reply #33 on: July 26, 2008, 11:56:02 AM »

In the interest of being helpful to a newcomer I recommend the following film.
 
There is nothing quite as sensitive, erotic and at the same time thought provoking as Mormon Porn, and on the plus side this is a real movie.
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« Reply #34 on: July 26, 2008, 10:05:11 PM »

I love the theme song to Orgazmo, I think it's hilarious. I'm surprised they didn't use it in the South Park episode "The Boobage", as Orgazmo was made by one or both of the South Park guys.
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