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« on: July 20, 2008, 09:21:29 AM »

I found this in my "My Documents" folder.  I think it's a review of Diatron-5 I got from some foreign website and used Babelfish to translate into English.

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Diatron 5 we opened ourselves with an exit of the sun in space. The image of the tranquil of the Earth that moves to a side to reveal the sun is broken in spaceship in battle of the thrown one; The Earth is underneath attack and to take pounding serious. The human art of the space and the movable armor are fighting which is obvious a perdidosa battle against superior foreign art and the movable armor. The equipment del commando in space stations is revolviendo to coordinate the defensive but the stations begin to fall, later of another one. A handful of unfortunate bastards is inhaled towards outside in space when a foreign movable game broke the helmet of its station. We obtained some details whereas the battle ignites. The foreigners are very human in aspect. Its movable attack of the games in groups of seises, one "conductor" whom a central machine pilots and five robustezas lead by him. They do not appear to be controls of the verification in the foreign art. Each one of its movable games is easily a phosphorus for several human games. The human being satisfies to each one has a pilot with the standard disposition of the control. And they are falling like dominós before the foreign assault. A pilot in detail, Chi captain, who is of Korean ancestry, has hardly on dice upon fighting and is trying to keep and his they wingman, that is really its caucasian fiancèe Karen, alive. In spite of its better efforts, they are captured by the foreign but not destroyed movable games. They and their art are engaged in on board of the separated foreign containers. We did not discover on Karen, for now, but a time that chi is inside of the foreign ship, the pavilion of its movable game we are cleared by a formed machine as a hand. Chi draws its pistol and attempts to go under fighting but are put under quickly before it can cause any damage. Here we learn that the foreigners all much more look like to be high that chi, that is near six feet of stop, and we are apparently much more strong that he, also (the implication who is that the foreigners are higher and stronger than most of the human being). Chi pela of its armor and gear of the space and force in a line with other captured human beings, pilots like. They march chi and to the extremely big man in front of him, Baipam, that continues being shorter than most of the foreigners, towards the interior of the ship. That means that we obtained a trip of something of the foreign container. Chi and Baipam take an area of the prison and join in a cell. Chi and Baipam speak briefly on the situation, later they are taken quickly outside the cell and in a quarter. Within the delay of the site a feminine foreigner in a uniform red-and-target and a older man in a uniform green-and-target. The woman is something shorter than most of the men, a little shorter than Baipam, but higher still almost main than chi. We saw it before, briefly, to lead some movable games during the battle of the space. The quarter also contains what appears so that everybody is two chairs of drought of the together related hair of the hall by a suspended great device of the ceiling. Baipam is forced in one of the chairs. Even with his great force, it cannot be against. The woman feels in the other chair. Something happens much implying pain and the evident death for Baipam. The woman undergoes brief but a violent grasping, then smooth desmaya. When it takes shelter it introduces itself as "general Maria" to chi in English perfect - she even causes that Australian Baipam accentuates. Confusing the surprise of chi from incomprehension, the woman tries French. Chi stammers outside an answer: he asks porqué to them are to do all the this. It contents, Maria strikes Baipam with the foot of its seat and orders protectors to tie with strap in chi. The oldest masculine foreigner feels in the chair occupied previously by Maria. Chi handles to disarm to one of the protective ones neglected, to kill both the protectors, and to escape. Maria sounds to alarm and notes with the diversion that Baipam still is alive. They bring another human being in the quarter. Chi flees through the mainly left corridors of the foreign container. Apparently, most of the foreigners too much they are occupied with the attack to worry about him. Chi comes through a foreigner who absurdly opens a reinforced door. Chi throws to him and goes inside before the door is closed behind him. Chi is in a fourth quiet throw-black, died. Suddenly, the arcs of the electricity illuminate the quarter like the lightning in one night moonless. In brief the stroboscopic one, chi considers a desemejante movable game of any anchored other to the wall. If he did not know better, he would swear that he fought to free itself of his connections. The flashes of the lightning are coming from their connections, that give an enormous shock to him whenever they try to move. This one is Diatron 4. Diatron 4 "notices" chi, that suddenly the findings that he knows to ignite the lights. He makes and watches Diatron 4. As if it is hypnotized, chi raises the passage the capsule of the control of Diatron 4, that is its "head". It inside appears to be a boxed yellow sphere in a black matrix of the metal without way or towards outside. There is controls, nothing in all, inside. Chi touches the vault and it fills of the images that can be connected: the sphere that floats freely through space; the sphere that is ruined with a beam of the energy; the pushed sphere, punctured, and examined of another way; a cut tool that is used in the sphere; the sphere that is boxed in its present cage of the black metal; the enjaulada sphere that is mounted in a much more primitive body (Diatron 1); images of the first-person of the death and the violence that are inflicted. Then... an image of chi that enters the sphere... and of Diatron 4 that the foreign fleet destroys. The hand of chi passes in the sphere, then its whole body. It feels a strong sense of the comfort and the acceptance, of the home. Diatron 4 activates and it is torn of his lodgings. Diatron 4 tears its way through the foreign container until the low helmet and in space practices an opening. Although he is semi-sentient, Diatron 4 needs to somebody to say to him what to do and chi does not have any idea what he is doing. He handles to order it to destroy some foreign movable games, that do very, very well and with the passion. Diatron 4 is more than a phosphorus for any number of the foreign movable games. Chi is taken for above in this until it feels Karen somehow and wishes to rescue it. Diatron 4 for its attack and goes for the ship that contains Karen. It bursts in the ship, it rescues it of a cell that maintains, and it places it within the yellow sphere with chi. They feel like near one to like binoculars in the matrix. Their minds both have desire to escape and to go to house, so Diatron 4 heads towards the Earth. They are faced by general Maria, who is leading six robustezas different from the other foreign movable games. These robustezas prove a phosphorus for Diatron 4, but only hardly, at least with the inexpert minds of chi and Karen that control it. Remember Maria is using the complete capacities of his robustezas whereas chi and Karen can only handle to the mast. A concentrated unloading of the robustezas of Maria ruins Diatron 4 whereas they fight through the atmosphere. Diatron 4, stability quickly that lose, Karen acquittal and chi of its cockpit, obtains a firm squeeze in them with a hand, and sends the hand of the body. The body soon explodes, giving to Maria much cause to celebrate. The missile of the hand takes to Karen and chi surely to grind, a beach, exact being. Chi and Karen wake up one more a certain hour ahead and speak of what it happened, how it felt like one in which it was inner Diatron 4. Chi is frustrated almost immediately in losing the same weapon to defeat the foreigners. They make its way to a city next to find it only one ruin that smokes. There is no alive people and only a body that can find. Chi and Karen give the body, and for all they know whole the race human, a small burial and the system on trying to survive. They scrounge as much food, water, and armament as they can. For short term, they decide to remain far from the city in case that of any class of contamination of polvillo radioactive and make the field in the desert. After some days, they stain foreign mobile patrol of the game. They begin to see more of these and begin to follow them its point of the origin. Throughout the way, they discover what the patrols are doing: killing to cualquieres human beings who survived ruination initial of the Earth surface. This something rigid appears to Karen and chi when they testify a rag of the patrol outside a small group of survivors. The last one to fall is a mother with a small baby. The shrapnel from a burst but of the lives of the baby kills the mother. The game of the lead lands and disgorges to its pilot, who turns out to be Maria. Maria takes baby, it embraces it, and coos to tranquilizing him. She requests it if her mother needs and draws a knife of her strap. The attempts of chi to draw their pistol and to throw to Maria but to Karen stop it. They cannot help. Of the baby the whines suddenly, then all are reserved. The patrol of Maria removes, leaving chi and Karen to ponder porqué the foreigners are to do all the this. Possible, chi and Karen come to the ruins totally made level of a city. He is not nothing but scrap iron, now. The mobile patrols of the game look like to originate of the center of him. Chi and Karen press ignition. The Vista of rats in the rubbish animates a little to them. Something survived, at least. In the last, chi and Karen find the strength of the foreigners: an enormous, frightful place constructed outside the rest of the lost city. The human slaves are working in their construction, lead by you whip them of their foreign detectors. Chi and Karen observe for a small piece, then they are captured by the human beings heavy armed. Chi and Karen convince human beings that they are not treasonous or spies and are lead far. There is a small military service of armed human survivors, mainly of men and absolutely no children, who are gliding to attack the strength. There is not much hope but what, really, he must lose? Chi and Karen are the unique ones that really have military experience so they are in commando. After the observation of some days, they conclude that really there are not many foreigners in the strength, only the bare minimum to work the search it patrols and it controls the number of always-diminution of human slaves. It more and more gets to be obvious that the intention to use enslaved human beings as is simply to assure them dies quickly and seriously. Chi and Karen draw upon plans to infiltrate the base in the soft spots. The members of the military service are releasing the slaves of the stockade whereas chi and Karen try to obtain a interior furthermost, learn what broad, and possibly they assassinate to Maria, that assumes to be in commando. Once they were prepared, the human beings fixed their plan to the movement. Now which the human beings have obtained within the base, so. We watched human an auxiliary fall of a high place. He survives but almost everything is broken. Same Maria happens to be in the hand to above testify the great fall and steps to the fallen man. It roasts his ankle, pleading for for the aid. Maria kneels down, it takes his hand, and it smiles to him. It takes it, him speech of reassuring way, and she takes it above hole to a covered (it looks like to have been an entrance of the culvert). A subordinate opens the hole and Maria unloads man. He splashes down in some water feet and is fixed on by a certain class of monster. Satisfied, Maria says to the other slaves so not to be neglected so they will have better deaths. It goes inside to her the quarters and is greeted by her personal servant... Baipam. One of its eyes excessive is milked and it has scars everything on which we can see of its meat. Maria feels down in its sofa and says Baipam to clear it the shippers. He kneels down so before her and. Stop Maria later uses it because footstool and orders to him to that it gives massages him whereas she speaks of her day and the pressures of her work. Maria is asked precipitadamente if Baipam is attracted her. It seems a human woman in excellent physical training conditionses, after all. Him they do not give any thought him, so she says, but it has seen his naked one, he has bathed, and he has given to massages him to him absolutely regularly. She wishes to know which were that like for him. Baipam will not say any thing. Maria says to be to him shutdown for above and to strips outside her it uniforms in front of him. She orders to him at that she watches it and asks to him if it has taste of which it sees. She wishes to know if it wishes it although he must hate it. Maria goes in around how it left the damaged brain him, tortured him, the slaughters what continues being of its race every day, and force to take care of it it in excess. He is obtaining visibly angered, now. Maria says that a so great human being to him, strong it could be a phosphorus for her and that it could put under it and probably violate it, thus satisfying his desire for the revenge and his lujuria. It even takes her hand and she puts it around his throat. There Baipam could violate and kill the its then right and. It would satisfy it and be in a service to all the remaining human beings. It cannot, he is broken also. It cannot even separate his hands, he as soon as he watches far from her. Maria caresses to its cheek, says to him that it is a so poor thing, so broken, and that orders it to take the clothes him that will be cleaned whereas she waters. His eyes dunked, Baipam collects upon the clothes of Maria and it takes the laundry to them. He them load in the machine and analyzes. He is then that chi and Karen whisper to him. Baipam is so happy for seeing another human being. The degree of the damage which they make Maria done to evident him during his conversation with chi and Karen; they return it at the level of a boy. The resistance with the articulated man he was when it is passed spoke with chi is heartrendering. Chi leaves possible Baipam that the strength is to a large extent without watching. Baipam does not have any idea that the foreigners are, which are doing, or porqué. He says to them that Maria is only secondly in commando and who he can obtain them in the site of Maria. When Maria leaves its shower, Baipam has a wine bottle in the ice. Maria says to him that it is improving and it spills it for her. When it goes to sip he, it breaks the bottle in his face. The foreigners bleed red. It looks like his meeting with chi and Karen emboldened Baipam, since this one was not final in the plan. Maria puts above for absolutely a fight. So great, strong - and something expert, is - as it is Baipam, she is a phosphorus for him. Physically, the foreigners have all the human beings of the excess. Baipam handles to prevail in the end, being broken the head of Maria against the floor in several occasions. He finally remembers that they suppose left it chi and Karen inside and does so. Moments enter before the rudimentary patrol comes from the security surrounds. Maria is the same right harvest for above of the floor when they enter. It praises them for her value and offers to chi a work like the new director of the security. It indicated the advantages include to allow that chi and Karen marry and that they have so many children as they wish, thus making sure they will not be the last ones of her race. Displeased, chi orders to Maria to take them its official in head. Maria leads them to its site of the throne, all the short while animating to them to that they accept his supply or. The commander turns out to be the oldest foreigner in the uniform green-and-target that we saw near buttock of the way the principle. It is unimpressed with the demands of chi to send the slaves. Straight so - their men have captured them and killed all the members of the military service and have hung already in the hooks of the meat behind a curtain in the quarter of the throne. The horrified demand, of chi and Karen to go freely, at least, or Maria will die. The commander does not think so and she does not shoot a switch who opens a door of the trap (apparently another grid of the culvert - uh oh) under chi. It takes the shelf and as soon as the hands ignited. Maria takes the fallen weapon from chi, it throws to Baipam and Karen, and says chi that he must have accepted the work before striking it with the foot in the hole. Chi lands in several water feet in what it looks like to be a system of great culvert. The body of Karen falls soon in the water after that. Chi roasts it and it embraces it in spite of him who lacks to most of his head. Something gives a pull to its body of its arms, something with tentacles. Chi nothing under a next tunnel for its life. After a tense persecution that he handles to escape, not to suffocate, and finds its exit the exit of the culvert in the ruins of the city. It works far and he collapses. When he wakes up, he is in a fourth small, cosy one with a little furniture, a hole of the fire, and the scent of the hot food. Chi has been rescued by two human beings named Checker and Charlene. The inspector is a high, carrot-finish off man and Charlene is its wife of blonde. They live in the strips on junkyard where the foreigners do not look like to think that any human being would dare stay. They satisfied other survivors but chi is first they has considered in awhile long. They have not obtained any transmissions in its radius lately, anyone. Chi says to them of the mission failed in the strength. Inspector and Charlene take it in great step, having enough much dice upon hope. They spend its days that try to be as happy as they can. The inspector has handled to rob one of rifles foreign, is a pile of rats for the food, a next forest is not too long of a rise to obtain the water, its home is in sub-levels of what it was a garage of the parking so it hides itself well, and he has himself. Now it even has a friend. The following small piece of the time is the only small piece of the time in our history that could be considered happy. Chi, Charlene, and the inspector feels good friends well. They physically match and in attitude and the inspector and chi are well to enjoying their severe sackings in the ruins and wood for sustenance. Charlene finds in chi to some other that still clings desperately in the religious belief, inspecting that anyone falls his except for the vague notion that still is a sky. Not to often char it of the foreigners. The only time that does it they are when the inspector and chi finds some bottles intact licor and of them everything to leave in wood to obtain waded. Char gives it return to the foreigners and to porqué this one happened. The foreigners never have made any thing to indicate any class of objective or intention aside from cleaning outside all the human beings. Charlene desperately wishes to believe was a certain reason of her everything, if that reason even means that the human race deserved this of a certain way. The inspector thinks that there is no reason; the excrement happens. Like Charlene, chi wishes to think is a reason but he does not think that the humanity deserved this. After a brief discussion, the three decide to that the last human beings do not have to fight. Charlene and the inspector begins to make the love, urging chi to go away. Inspector and Charlene know that chi lost Karen, and that must be hard that he is single and alive with a pair, so they invite to him to that "he remains". Chi gracefully declines the supply and is going to sleep dull he somewhere. The following one we see of our trio, inspector and chi we are going away to clean the ruins. Charlene remains behind, as usual, to cook. After fixing pote of the stewed one to the fire to slow down to cook, she it makes that they are low in the water, so she needed in his the own one to obtain some. In the ruins, the inspector and chi find a great treasure: a calm box of Twix. The inspector indicates amors Twix of that Charlene. Something uncomfortable, he leaves chi knowledge that it really did not have to leave the other night them in wood. It and Charlene do not wish to make their sensation of the single friend and to risk it losing of him. He and Charlene have spoken of her, and it is arranged, if she even is against his religion. Chi for and says to inspector who he does not need to worry about that. They make the light of her and they keep supplying. Meanwhile, Charlene is in its posteriora part of the way with some gallons of water. It took a small amount from licor with her, also, and is one little tipsy. Charlene opens the entrance to its underground home. That one is when the mobile patrol of the game of Maria does its presence known. In its own home, Charlene is captured and tied for above by its wrists. Maria watches around with its things and a bowl becomes of source of the stewed one and a drink of its licor is spilled. Charlene says to Maria that she lives there only. Maria looks like to think that he is pote great tremendous of the stewed one for a person. Maria draws its knife and cuts the hair of Charlene, asking in several occasions how many others live there. When the guard lives Charlene only saying, Maria cuts its hairy leather. Charlene, challenging, does not shout towards outside. Maria, working the face of its Charlene of the knife down, lets it know him could have made it easier in. When the inspector and chi obtain behind, the inspector juguetónamente hides to the Twix behind his behind before entering the kitchen. He says aloud to Charlene to conjecture what he has for her. The inspector and chi still find it chained for above, scalped, she them eyes chiseled with gouge towards outside, and gutted. Its hairy leather, eyes, and gut has been sent in the stewed one. The inspector the strip downwards and clings in his body. Chi cannot take the spectacle and it does not work outside, where he shouts in anything in detail. More ahead, they have buried Charlene near the current and have formed a cross outside the wood. The inspector still makes his necklace of crucifix surround around his hand. It puts his spoon that cooks great, an half-empty bottle of licor, and the box of Twix in his tomb. Chi requests at heart on him. The inspector demands to know porqué the foreigners did it, all he. Charlene was not no damage to them in all, humanity was not no damage to them. Slaughter Charlene, any person was no reason of them, all humanity was or would have been always. The inspector says that the foreigners must be punished and he preputs himself to try when they become. Chi also says that it will remain and who will fight. The inspector says that he will go must chi, because chi still wishes to live in spite of everything, and while a man wishes to live, he. Behind in its home, chi collects its things and leaves to inspector to the delay for the foreigners. Before he obtains too distant, the inspector says aloud to chi. The inspector says that, if they satisfy again in sky, the drinks are in him. Long walks of chi. Whereas he walks through the ruined city, he begins to fall things. After awhile, it is unburdened almost totally. Finally, when he reaches the limit of wood, he does not have anything to the left. It collapses in his knees in the limit between the ruin and prístino. Chi fastens its hands and enters prayer meditative. It happens to hardly be on the awares in hour to see the sun briefly glint dull something in the horizon, something shining... and of yellow. Forgetting which it is the hope, chi does not know what it feels like him sprints towards him. It does not wish let itself believe it. He reaches the object. It is capsule of the control of Diatron 4, putting in the center of a battery of Diatron 4 portions, human movable pieces of the game, the foreign movable pieces of the game, and other pieces. He shines intensely briefly, as if he greets it. Chi touches it, enters it. The capsule of the control raises for above in the sky and draws pieces of the rest, the machine piece, the movable components of the game, and the inidentificables small pieces to itself and mount it in a new body: Diatron 5. The capsule shines intensely as if it is excited. Interior, chi makes faces wickedly. It is hour to punish. A mobile patrol of the game, not lead by Maria, has arrived the inspector at house. It is hoping. The movable games land it and surround. The inspecting one takes a shot to the one from the pilots. If it does not stop the pavilion that is impenetrable to rifle, the shot would have killed to him. The laughter of the pilots. The inspecting lance under its weapon and gestures so that they do it. Diatron 5 does inside first. Two shots, and two of them go down. The third movable game obtains of one wire drawing that Diatron 5 turns aside before crushing to its enemy with its bare hands. Inspector not knows what to think but, once he sees that chi is the pilot, has taste to him of him. In the foreign strength, alarming has risen: a unknown robusteza is approaching. Diatron 5 lands a certain distance far from the strength. The commander sends to Maria towards outside fighting it with his seises, movable games of order. It faces Diatron 5 and sees that chi is the pilot. It hopes that it can offer a certain diversion to him. Diatron 5 fastens its together hands, it recorded to strong water "5" in the air, and ignites his last weapon. The movement of the robustezas of separated Maria but they nonera the target. The mega-weapon strikes the strength and blows above on of half of her. The next minutes are last with the robustezas of Maria in combat with Diatron 5. During this, the foreigners are evacuating and the inspector is infiltrating. He kills some foreigners and negotiates upon his rifle for one of his heavy one, repeating the arms and their equivalent one of grenades. He makes damage enough. He obtains the shot in the gut, also, but he is going to live by awhile. When chi notices the foreign ships of the evacuation, Diatron 5 blows them for above. No of the foreigners are doing it outside this. Diatron 5 down cuts the number of the robustezas of Maria two and his. One obtains the idea that it is right to play with her. Maria obtains a call of the signal of aid of the commander and it leaves the two remaining robustezas him to the distribution with Diatron 5 whereas it is going to rescue it. Diatron 5 defeats the robustezas and goes after Maria. They have a great fight within the strength that Diatron 5 wins possible. The attempts of Maria to expel their combatant but Diatron 5 from the base take it and crush, and, in their hand. The commander, losing the contact with Maria, makes contact with enemy with his ship of aid that moves in orbit around the planet and solicits that she destroys the strength of the orbit. They recognize. In around this time, the inspector explodes in the fourth and arms of the throne under the protectors of the commander. They make dull in front. The commander says to him that the strength soon is destroyed. The inspector thinks that he is hardly great. The commander shoots the switch for the door of the trap. The inspector is not being stopped totally in her, but who it has a foot in him and loses his balance when he opens himself. The commander, using that foreign force and speed, flies in the inspector, it idiot bat, and takes the weapon. Before it can ignite, the monster of tentacle reaches of the door of the trap, it roasts commander, and it throws of him in his mouth. Contentment, the inspector lies down to die. Diatron 5 bursts in the quarter of the throne. Chi jumps to consider the inspector. It is in bad form but he has enough presence of the mind to say chi on the ship orbiting and to remember it on sky drinks. When he dies, chi closes mouth and the eyes, it has a little while of silence for his friend, and jumps again within Diatron 5. Diatron 5 flies in space and blows upon the foreign ship with its mega-weapon. The rest of the fleet is nowhere being found. Diatron 5 flies again to the Earth and earth in the same beach where chi fallen and Karen de previous Diatron 4. Chi leaves and watches of the ocean whereas the sun goes down. The End
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« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2008, 11:04:57 AM »

 BounceGiggle  I love these!  (Babelfish babble).  (Yes it is more or less 'translatable' - but you were kidding, right?)

"They do not appear to be controls of the verification in the foreign art." - no kidding!
"Confusing the surprise of chi from incomprehension, the woman tries French." - did it work?

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I got about half through when my brain farted and went into comple shut-down mode.  Buggedout
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« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2008, 07:11:29 AM »

Sorry this is so long, maybe I should have just posted highlights.   Lookingup

I think this is my personal favorite:

The quarter also contains what appears so that everybody is two chairs of drought of the together related hair of the hall by a suspended great device of the ceiling.

What the hell does that even mean?

Chi is in a fourth quiet throw-black, died.

What????

He handles to order it to destroy some foreign movable games, that do very, very well and with the passion.

Oh, really now?

One of its eyes excessive is milked and it has scars everything on which we can see of its meat.

I wonder how much of its meat we can see.

The commander turns out to be the oldest foreigner in the uniform green-and-target that we saw near buttock of the way the principle.

I'm not even trying to wrap my mind around that one.

The following small piece of the time is the only small piece of the time in our history that could be considered happy.

What?  In all of history?

Slaughter Charlene, any person was no reason of them, all humanity was or would have been always.

If you say so.

Maria obtains a call of the signal of aid of the commander and it leaves the two remaining robustezas him to the distribution with Diatron 5 whereas it is going to rescue it.

Maybe if I Drink I can figure it out.

The inspector is not being stopped totally in her, but who it has a foot in him and loses his balance when he opens himself.

That sounds perverted.

Diatron 5 flies in space and blows upon the foreign ship with its mega-weapon.

Well, blowing upon it is one way to do it, I guess.
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« Reply #5 on: July 21, 2008, 08:44:02 AM »

Sorry this is so long, maybe I should have just posted highlights.   Lookingup

I think this is my personal favorite:

The quarter also contains what appears so that everybody is two chairs of drought of the together related hair of the hall by a suspended great device of the ceiling.

What the hell does that even mean?

Chi is in a fourth quiet throw-black, died.

What????

He handles to order it to destroy some foreign movable games, that do very, very well and with the passion.

Oh, really now?

One of its eyes excessive is milked and it has scars everything on which we can see of its meat.

I wonder how much of its meat we can see.

The commander turns out to be the oldest foreigner in the uniform green-and-target that we saw near buttock of the way the principle.

I'm not even trying to wrap my mind around that one.

The following small piece of the time is the only small piece of the time in our history that could be considered happy.

What?  In all of history?

Slaughter Charlene, any person was no reason of them, all humanity was or would have been always.

If you say so.

Maria obtains a call of the signal of aid of the commander and it leaves the two remaining robustezas him to the distribution with Diatron 5 whereas it is going to rescue it.

Maybe if I Drink I can figure it out.

The inspector is not being stopped totally in her, but who it has a foot in him and loses his balance when he opens himself.

That sounds perverted.

Diatron 5 flies in space and blows upon the foreign ship with its mega-weapon.

Well, blowing upon it is one way to do it, I guess.

Karma, akira: thanks for the laugh.  TeddyR
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« Reply #6 on: July 21, 2008, 09:53:42 AM »

That's some crazy stuff
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« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2008, 08:10:11 PM »

(gets squashed by wall o' text)
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« Reply #8 on: July 23, 2008, 03:45:28 AM »


My brain hurt just attempting to read the slab of text, let alone the non-sensical-ness of it all.

The 'cliff notes' were quite nifty and a good laugh though!

Cheers!

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« Reply #9 on: July 23, 2008, 04:58:13 AM »

Hmmmmm.....I think I may use some of these lines in a conversation....just to throw people off. Like sitting at the break table at work....OOH! Or better yet! The next time I get a telemarketer on the phone! DAM! I must write some of this down! BRIIIIIIIILLLLLLYANT!!!   Buggedout

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« Reply #10 on: July 23, 2008, 06:21:01 AM »

Just reading the first sentence of that review has lowered my IQ by 30 and I feel that my brain is starting to melt away now.
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« Reply #11 on: July 23, 2008, 06:58:11 AM »

Quote
The quarter also contains what appears so that everybody is two chairs of drought of the together related hair of the hall by a suspended great device of the ceiling.

Well, one-fourth of the room contains...something that appears.  Then, everyone's three sheets to the wind, or, two chairs of drought.  They've had a little hair of the dog, errr, hair of the hall.  And there's a great device suspended from the ceiling, I'm guessing a disco ball maybe. 

See, it's not so hard  TeddyR
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« Reply #12 on: July 23, 2008, 01:42:07 PM »

The body of Karen falls soon in the water after that. Chi roasts it and it embraces it in spite of him who lacks to most of his head.

Well, one can relate to that.

In the ruins, the inspector and chi find a great treasure: a calm box of Twix. The inspector indicates amors Twix of that Charlene.


The calm boxes are always hardest to find.

I'm guessing the original is in Spanish.
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« Reply #13 on: July 23, 2008, 08:23:48 PM »

I got about half through when my brain farted and went into comple shut-down mode.  Buggedout


Same here, except in addition to that my eyes started to bleed.



funny stuff though from what I got through of it.
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