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« on: July 23, 2008, 05:40:04 PM »
What could they be looking at?
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« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2008, 06:20:13 PM »
"Damn! The 50 Foot Woman needs a bikini wax, stat!"

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"What's the Amazing Colossal Man using for a loincloth? Is that a circus tent?!"

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« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2008, 07:31:32 PM »
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« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2008, 07:45:23 PM »
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« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2008, 08:12:39 PM »


Being that close was scary at the time but, later, all three would agree that seeing Godzilla's testicles was worth it.
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« Reply #5 on: July 23, 2008, 10:37:46 PM »
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« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2008, 12:13:21 PM »
"Ok I want the number one with fries, what would you guys want off the menu?"
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« Reply #7 on: July 26, 2008, 04:24:12 PM »
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« Reply #8 on: July 27, 2008, 02:39:24 PM »
IT'S THE SIZE...OF A...BATTLESHIP!!!!
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« Reply #9 on: July 27, 2008, 02:42:39 PM »
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Quote from: akiratubo on July 23, 2008, 08:12:39 PM




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