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« on: July 24, 2008, 04:34:40 PM »
This one is from "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang". Not the 2005 noirish comedy with Robert Downey Jr., but a rather unknown 2000 British film starring Stellan Skarsgard and Chris Penn.



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« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2008, 07:34:17 PM »
Tonight on Extreme Outdoors, shooting for Koi. 
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« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2008, 01:48:15 AM »

Didn't I see some big marbles like the one in the lower right corner of the picture in another humerous captions post? The one with the toilet bowl ("No wonder it hurt sooo bad!").... Wouldn't that mean that someone....? In the pool....? No wonder the guy seems a bit angry, if it is his pool. I can just imagine which bodypart he's aiming at....
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« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2008, 07:51:20 AM »
Knuckles McGee: Lifeguard for the Mob. "I said out of the pool, you little bastards."
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« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2008, 04:07:48 PM »
"No swimming pool sleeps with my sister and gets away with it!"
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« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2008, 02:42:27 PM »
Dave swore that he would get that @*$# shark in his pool!
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« Reply #6 on: July 31, 2008, 01:25:22 PM »
Yeah? Bust this myth ya jackasses!
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« Reply #7 on: October 22, 2010, 08:32:08 PM »
Trips the the acquarium with Fred never ended well.
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« Reply #8 on: October 22, 2010, 08:50:35 PM »

DAMN JELLYFISHES! I'LL GET YA NOW!!!!!
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« Reply #9 on: October 30, 2010, 09:16:22 AM »
"Desist and leave the swimming area now, mister!''
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« Reply #10 on: October 30, 2010, 09:51:48 AM »
Mitchel's fate after his movie seemed to go into the bottom of the pool
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