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« on: July 12, 2011, 08:53:19 AM »

Each morning, I stop at a Starbucks to get caffinated and write.
Today, a Motorcycle cop (A regular) come in with a buddy driving a Columbus PD SUV.
As I walk out, I get a good look at the SUV, and I start laughing. I'm still at it when I walk back in and say to the place "There is a police SUV in the lot, and It's a Ford Escape! Am I the only one thinks that's funny?"
They do too. The cop driving it says "I've driven that thing two years, and I never noticed."
Soooooo....
Anything like that happen lately, where something just strike you so funny ya gotta tell someone?
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« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2011, 12:36:19 PM »

I got called a lesbian
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« Reply #2 on: July 12, 2011, 01:14:14 PM »

I got called a lesbian

So, does that mean you DON'T like women?
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« Reply #3 on: July 12, 2011, 04:14:23 PM »

Whenever I send someone a ridiculously long URL...one of those with randopm digits and take sup mor ethan a line or two, I always add "type it in if the link doesn't work".

-Ed
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« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2011, 04:15:15 PM »

I got called a lesbian

So, does that mean you DON'T like women?
A transgendered woman in a man's body who wants to partly be in a woman's body. 

ISn't there a song about that?
-Ed
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« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2011, 04:27:26 PM »

I got called a lesbian

So, does that mean you DON'T like women?
A transgendered woman in a man's body who wants to partly be in a woman's body. 

ISn't there a song about that?
-Ed

I've always considered myself a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

 Lookingup
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« Reply #6 on: July 12, 2011, 04:39:56 PM »

I got called a lesbian

So, does that mean you DON'T like women?
A transgendered woman in a man's body who wants to partly be in a woman's body. 

ISn't there a song about that?
-Ed

I've always considered myself a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

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Of course  TongueOut
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« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2011, 05:49:51 PM »

Poorly chosen film titles to share a marquee make me bust up in public sometimes and tell someone (like Brokeback Mountain and Inside Man).
I laughed out loud at the back of a frozen pizza box that bragged about how fresh the ingredients were and showed a picture of someone's hands kneading dough.  Next to that it said, "NOT HANDMADE".  I had to tell the cashier, we both got a good laugh out of it.
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« Reply #8 on: July 13, 2011, 12:40:25 AM »

Earlier tonight, I went to Wendy's and came back to the motel (I'm in Glen Spring, Colorado if you just needed to know) first, on foot, beating the rest of my family in a car, since the Wendy's is just across the street from the Motel room. But still, a kid beats a car! TeddyR
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