Phobias

[Menard]

I grew a p***y bump about the size of a small toe that hurt like hell, but subsided after a couple of weeks.

Did you need to go to the gynecologist, Rev.?








Some things are worth repeating no matter how old they are.


Rev.'s List of things he wish he'd never posted:

1) p***y Bump





I am sorry, I was going to reply to the topic of this thread, but something distracted me and I can't keep from laughing.

[Rev. Powell]

I have an intense fear of accidentally using the wrong word so that Menard will make fun of me.

p***y means "filled with puss."  I have no idea why the word is always on my mind. 

[Psycho Circus]

More p***y

[Ash]

There's only one S in "pus", you putz!  LOL!!  Just kidding!  

[Menard]

p***y means "filled with puss."

I can think of something else it means 'filled with'.

[Rev. Powell]

There's only one S in "pus", you putz!  LOL!!  Just kidding!  

Ah, but the adjectival form adds a consonant: Princeton agrees with me.

I will never give up!  I will continue to defend my use of "p***y"!

[Psycho Circus]

I use p***y for recreational purposes 

[Menard]

I will never give up!  I will continue to defend my use of "p***y"!

You go girl!

[Ash]

I will never give up!  I will continue to defend my use of "p***y"!

You go girl!

Haha!  I'd give you karma if you were a registered user.   

[Nukie 2]

I will never give up!  I will continue to defend my use of "p***y"!

Or your abuse of it.
I abuse it, I terrorize "p***y".

[Menard]

Just in case you need it, Rev.

I am woman, hear me roar
In numbers too big to ignore
And I know too much to go back an' pretend
'cause I've heard it all before
And I've been down there on the floor
No one's ever gonna keep me down again

CHORUS
Oh yes I am wise
But it's wisdom born of pain
Yes, I've paid the price
But look how much I gained
If I have to, I can do anything
I am strong (strong)
I am invincible (invincible)
I am woman

You can bend but never break me
'cause it only serves to make me
More determined to achieve my final goal
And I come back even stronger
Not a novice any longer
'cause you've deepened the conviction in my soul

CHORUS

I am woman watch me grow
See me standing toe to toe
As I spread my lovin' arms across the land
But I'm still an embryo
With a long long way to go
Until I make my brother understand

Oh yes I am wise
But it's wisdom born of pain
Yes, I've paid the price
But look how much I gained
If I have to I can face anything
I am strong (strong)
I am invincible (invincible)
I am woman
Oh, I am woman
I am invincible
I am strong

FADE
I am woman
I am invincible
I am strong
I am woman

 

[WilliamWeird1313]

Not really a particularly strange phobia, just an embarrassing one...

insects.



I'm a huuuuge Entomophobic.

[Sister Grace]

My maternal grandmother has told me when she was young, in a traditional Catholic Irish household, all mirrors in a house were fully draped in black for a month after the passing of a house's occupant. I assumed it was a mourning gesture, a turning from vanity by covering the face of the mirrors, but she said, no, it was an old superstition about spirits looking back at you from mirrors. Hmm, maybe that's where I got the spooky idea about them planted in my head, huh? In any case, it creeps me out to gaze into a mirror at night, in a darkened place.

This is also part of traditional Appalachian Folk-lore. There are places back in the mountains where they still sit up with the dead too.

[ER]

Kewl, Grace.

[ER]

Another long-term phobia of mine (well, sort of a phobia) is that since I was very little I have had a certainty that I was going to die when I was twenty-nine years old---probably die violently, and Lord knows I've taken my share of chances over the years. As long as I can remember it's been there, in the back of my mind, almost like keeping aware in your thoughts of an appointment you have. People have told me to quit thinking that way or I might make it self-fulfilling, but...shrug. In any case, only thirty-three more days for fate to take its shot at me or miss its chance. On the flip side, I bet if I don't die this year, I'll live to be old in the extreme.