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« on: July 28, 2008, 03:16:36 PM »


Oh, hell.  Mr. Worf's Klingon chili has given me the mother of all Maalox moments!
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« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2008, 04:22:11 PM »

I knew I shouldn't have gone to dinner in full costume!  Hopefully if I cover my face and insignia, those Trekkies over there won't recognize me.
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« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2008, 06:14:45 PM »

How can I tell Commander Riker that EVERYONE can see he's wearing Counsellor Troi's bra under his uniform?
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« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2008, 08:15:59 PM »


Mr. Stewart, Rick Berman and Brannon Braga just took over the Star Trek franchise!  Aren't you excited?  Mr. Stewart?
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« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2008, 08:28:12 PM »

"Ok, I know I left the keys to the Enterprise somewhere but WHERE???"
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« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2008, 08:11:00 AM »

Bajorin head massage grows hair? What a load of maerd...
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« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2008, 09:52:05 AM »

I knew spending that time with a Klingon Lady of the night would come back to bite me in the end.  Who knew the condom was defective.
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« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2008, 06:48:43 PM »

In an act of desperation, Picard attempts to blind the hostile aliens taking over the bridge.
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« Reply #8 on: December 11, 2008, 09:56:44 PM »

I wish KirK, Janeway, and Sisko were here, they would know what to do!
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« Reply #9 on: December 11, 2008, 10:01:04 PM »

What, I have to solve this one one my own without having a meeting where the crew gives me the answer and we baffle the audience with Techno babble until we pull an ending out of our butts in the last five minutes of the show.
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« Reply #10 on: December 12, 2008, 07:41:47 PM »

Picard always felt the same after conversing with Wesley Crusher!
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« Reply #11 on: December 12, 2008, 11:18:51 PM »

Picard's reaction to seeing Data's musical dance: Sweet Transisitor from Transvestite Trannsylvania
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« Reply #12 on: December 13, 2008, 04:08:14 PM »



SHIP COMPUTER - Captain, incoming transmission from a...William Shatner.

PICARD - Oh God...tell him I'm not here....
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« Reply #13 on: December 16, 2008, 07:35:18 PM »

Man I was SOOO wasted last night, , , of all the women like Troi, Beverly, or even some of those hot, young ensigns there were to choose from, , I had to sleep with Guinan. I'm never going to live this down. Well, at least I did it with the only woman Riker hadn't banged yet, , and probably never would. .
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« Reply #14 on: December 17, 2008, 09:46:20 PM »

Counsellor Tori's mother is on board again.
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