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sprite75
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« on: August 01, 2008, 11:49:54 PM »


Hey, I can see my house from here!
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« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2008, 06:12:18 AM »

"Yeah they should be here any minute.  Some ship called the Enterprise or something..."
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« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2008, 07:25:32 AM »


Obi-Wan: That cloud looks like a naked boy.
Mace: What???
Obi-Wan: Look!  Another naked boy!  And another!  Another!
Mace: Uh, I've gotta go ...
Obi-Wan: I AM NOT A PEDOPHILE!
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« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2008, 11:52:03 AM »

Damn, I've forgotten my lines.
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« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2008, 02:44:18 PM »

George Lucas:  "Cut!  Cut!  You're expressing emotion again, I told you, disinterested monotone!  Disinterested monotone!"
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« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2008, 07:18:41 PM »

"I bet if I dropped a penny from up here, it would go right through somebody's car."
"You're on."
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« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2008, 08:01:35 PM »

"If we threw Yoda from up here, how long would it take his puny @ss to reach the streets?" 

or

"I love it when Princess Amildala sunbathes nude on her roof.  Don't ever tell Anakin about this." 
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« Reply #7 on: August 03, 2008, 05:32:21 PM »

Mace: Where is your apprentice?
Obi-Wan: On his way to Naboo, escorting Senator Amidala home.
Mace: Did you remind him to pack some rubbers?  I see how they've both been looking at each other.  Man, they're probably doing it right now.
Obi-Wan: Stop, I'm getting a chubby!
Yoda: A woody also am I getting!
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« Reply #8 on: August 04, 2008, 11:16:07 AM »

I spit out there once...once...wind blew back in my face...Yoda laughs his lil green a$$ off...
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« Reply #9 on: August 04, 2008, 11:01:31 PM »


MACE - You know what they call a Big Mac on Tattooine?
OBI WAN - Uh...
MACE - Jabba  Burger.
OBI WAN - Okay.
MACE - And you know what they call a Whopper?
OBI WAN - What's a Whop...
MACE - Mega Jabba.  Motehr******r's got his slimy hands in everything out there.  And you don't wanna know what they call chili dogs....
OBI WAN - (to camera) Uh, George?
GEORGE - Shh!  This is great; we'll put in on the DVD extras!  Keep going!
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« Reply #10 on: August 06, 2008, 01:14:08 PM »

Obi Wan and Mace enjoyed looking at the window one last time before the council decided that the windows would be closed for good since too many people complained about being urinated on while standing until the council building.
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« Reply #11 on: August 08, 2008, 10:01:06 PM »

Taking a cue from the Sears Tower scene in Ferris Bueller's Day Off:

I think I can see my dad from here. The bastard's down there somewhere.
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« Reply #12 on: August 15, 2008, 11:41:21 PM »



Mace: Hey Obi-Wan, you see that weird ass ship up there?
Obi-Wan: Yeah -  a saucer with a cylinder like projection below and behind it, with two narrower cylinders above the big cylinder.  Who the hell designed that ship?  That's the worst ship design I've ever saw, and I've seen plenty!
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« Reply #13 on: August 16, 2008, 05:24:48 AM »

"I can see an elephant in that cloud"
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« Reply #14 on: August 19, 2008, 07:36:45 PM »

OBI-WAN: "So, Mace, you like falling out of windows?"

MACE: "What?"

OBI-WAN: "What?"

MACE: "What did you say?"

OBI-WAN: "I said the sky looks very yellow today. Small talk."

MACE: "Yeah... you think anybody's ever fallen out of one of these big windows?"

OBI-WAN: (sputters, says nothing)
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