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Susan
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« on: August 05, 2008, 09:30:49 PM »
Ok the Crazy japanese infomercial got me started. Who said japan has the worst or funniest? I think we can top them.

Crazy, funny, ridiculous commercials. B-movies? We know there are b-commercials out there. You know, your local favorites. The more OBSCURE the better. Find em!

Go!

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I want a tiddy bear!
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« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2008, 09:58:45 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2008, 10:09:00 PM »
found another U.S. "Gem" ;-)

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« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2008, 10:31:03 PM »
An old Timex infomercial of sorts.

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« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2008, 10:49:38 PM »
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« Reply #5 on: August 06, 2008, 12:59:56 AM »
Don't know what the writers of this ad were smoking when they thought it up...

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« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2008, 06:51:08 AM »
Quote from: Ash on August 06, 2008, 12:59:56 AM
Don't know what the writers of this ad were smoking when they thought it up...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoKMDFNOF9s


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« Reply #7 on: August 06, 2008, 10:37:25 AM »
Quote from: SisterGrace on August 06, 2008, 06:51:08 AM
Quote from: Ash on August 06, 2008, 12:59:56 AM
Don't know what the writers of this ad were smoking when they thought it up...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoKMDFNOF9s


Now i've got a solution to my problems, next time i get lonely, i'll rub myself down in a vat of peanuts and grow a uni-brow  BounceGiggle


Actually it'll need to be cashews, it only works with cashews.
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« Reply #8 on: August 06, 2008, 04:49:37 PM »
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« Reply #9 on: August 06, 2008, 06:20:43 PM »
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« Reply #10 on: August 06, 2008, 06:24:12 PM »
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« Reply #11 on: August 06, 2008, 08:16:29 PM »
You can't have a crazy commercial thread without CRAZY EDDIE who is INSAAAAAAAANE...
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Bob from Bob's Discount Furniture is the cause of many of my nightmares...this commercial is one of his more tame...
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« Reply #12 on: August 06, 2008, 09:53:38 PM »
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« Reply #13 on: August 06, 2008, 10:10:26 PM »
Since this morning i cannot watch any embedded youtube videos. I get the "We're sorry this video is no longer available". Except..it still plays, the video is behind a dark filter so I can't see the image very well but i hear it. EVERY SINGLE VIDEO.

I googled for a fix, to no avail.
I don't have google web accelerator. I didn't have the box checked in my IE/Lan/Automatically detect settings.
I deleted cache, history, cookies. I even defragged and yes..i downloaded the latest flash player which i already had.
I don't have anything blocking youtube.

The curious thing is the video's work fine on Mozilla...it's just IE they suddenly are having issues in. every damn time.

more reason to have microsoft?
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« Reply #14 on: August 06, 2008, 11:18:33 PM »
I posted him in another thread, but Russell 'The Cash Man' Oliver fits this thread so well.

Here's one of his early commercials, when he was still somewhat dignified and professional:
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And this one was in pretty bad taste even before Princess Diana's death:
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Cracks me up when he says 'Let's have fuuun.'

And these days, he's pretty much descended into crazy commercial madness:
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And Air Farce, a Canadian sketch comedy show, did a fantastic spoof back when the first ads were airing:
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