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« on: August 07, 2008, 10:40:04 PM »

My kid is working on something and we just can't seem to get it right, mainly because neither one of us has any artistic talent whatsoever. He's making some t-shirts, but needs an image. What we're looking for is a cartoon-type lone drawing of a donkey standing on it's hind legs, in a boxing stance, with boxing gloves on it's front hooves (Yes, this is a "Donkey Punch" reference). If someone could sketch something up I would appreciate it. Thanks, Greg.
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« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2008, 12:37:21 AM »

I know that RC is pretty good at drawing.  You might ask him.
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« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2008, 05:17:21 PM »

Okay, I drew one but the file size was too big and I don't know how to cut it down.  Don't worry though, I messed it up by coloring it in, like many of my drawings.
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« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2008, 10:49:36 PM »

I can give it a try this weekend.! It's a cinch!  Thumbup
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« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2008, 11:33:17 PM »

Okay, I drew one but the file size was too big and I don't know how to cut it down.  Don't worry though, I messed it up by coloring it in, like many of my drawings.

What file format are you saving it in?

When you save it, just lower the percentage to get a smaller file size.

How big is too big? (okay, smartass; I meant the file size TongueOut)
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« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2008, 12:31:30 AM »

Thanks everybody, I appreciate the help. I'm looking forward to seeing REAL art, , as opposed to my "get shown up by a third grader" level of talent. When I was a kid, I used to draw all the time and my parents told me it was good. I now believe they were being sarcastic. Thanks again everyone.
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« Reply #6 on: August 09, 2008, 09:13:40 AM »

Okay, I drew one but the file size was too big and I don't know how to cut it down.  Don't worry though, I messed it up by coloring it in, like many of my drawings.

What file format are you saving it in?

When you save it, just lower the percentage to get a smaller file size.

How big is too big? (okay, smartass; I meant the file size TongueOut)

Uuuuuuuuum, I scanned it, then I saved it.  Me no good wit da compooter.
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« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2008, 12:34:47 PM »

Patient7, hat's the filename of it, including the three letters AFTER the . ?
Can you open the file your produced on your computer, and if so, what program opens it?
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« Reply #8 on: August 09, 2008, 12:57:40 PM »

Uuuuuuuuum, I scanned it, then I saved it.  Me no good wit da compooter.


Uh, yeah, I think we can safely say that regarding English too.

As ghouk pointed out, there should be an extension on the file (e.g. thisfile.jpg, thisfile.png, thisfile.tiff, etc.).

What is the extension following the file name?

 

In other words, what comes after the period?
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« Reply #9 on: August 09, 2008, 01:00:53 PM »

As ghouk pointed out...

Sorry about that, ghouck.
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« Reply #10 on: August 09, 2008, 06:54:16 PM »

The file just says scan0001, I held the mouse over it for a while and the information said

Dimensions: 886*1336
I'm assuming the date's unimportant
Camera model: HP Scanjet djf300
Type: Photo Album 6 Photo
Size: 134 KB
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« Reply #11 on: August 09, 2008, 07:27:03 PM »

134K, That's not too big to email, If you want, send it to this address:

ghouck@craptasticvoyage.com

Thanks, Greg.
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« Reply #12 on: August 09, 2008, 07:38:19 PM »

The file just says scan0001, I held the mouse over it for a while and the information said

Dimensions: 886*1336
I'm assuming the date's unimportant
Camera model: HP Scanjet djf300
Type: Photo Album 6 Photo
Size: 134 KB



If you right click on it and choose 'properties' you can get more information...

...including the artist's name, address, and phone number.













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« Reply #13 on: August 12, 2008, 07:06:18 PM »

I down loaded the a lnk to the picture I drew into yer PM  -...I hope it helps!
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