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« on: August 08, 2008, 12:23:46 PM »

 "OUCH!", there is something to that old saying about truth being stranger than fiction.

http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/08/07/man-almost-loses-penis-humping-steel-bench/
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« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2008, 12:56:56 PM »

Weirdo  BounceGiggle
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« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2008, 06:38:36 PM »

He had a nice selection of holes to choose from too...go figure he picked the wrong one. 
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« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2008, 07:46:57 PM »

Maybe this guy should have met the man who had the fixation with his patio furniture....
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« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2008, 08:11:22 PM »

"OUCH!", there is something to that old saying about truth being stranger than fiction.

http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/08/07/man-almost-loses-penis-humping-steel-bench/




Man, what the hell, what happened to just being like most guys and using your good ol' hand?   Buggedout
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« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2008, 09:18:22 PM »

Next time he'll remember to bring the Vasoline along.   TongueOut
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« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2008, 10:31:11 AM »

Of all the things he could have stuck it into, why would a one-inch hole in a piece of sheet metal have seemed like a good idea?

But some good did come of this. Cops always tell great stories, and this is undoubtedly going to be a staple for the responding officers for the rest of their lives.
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« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2008, 11:02:03 AM »

Of all the things he could have stuck it into, why would a one-inch hole in a piece of sheet metal have seemed like a good idea?

Everything else was probably too wide.  BounceGiggle
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« Reply #8 on: August 11, 2008, 01:05:26 PM »

Somebody who took the offer to "take a seat" a bit too far...  Buggedout
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