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The Cat Herder of Badmovies
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I'm a Mac...

« on: August 16, 2008, 12:35:32 AM »

Hey baby, how much of this green stuff in my left hand does it take to get a night in bed with you?

God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
Archeologist, Theologian, Elder Scrolls Addict, and a
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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!

« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2008, 01:10:15 AM »

And ladies, notice how the universal boyfriend remote can be used to induce a proper attitude in your mate with the push of a button!!!

"Carpe diem!" - Seize the day!  "Carpe per diem!" - Seize the daily living allowance! "Carpe carp!" - Seize the fish!
"Carpe Ngo Diem!" - Seize the South Vietnamese Dictator!
Psycho Circus
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Shake The Faith

« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2008, 04:28:42 AM »

"You and your sex toys, just wait 'til my hair's dry...ok?"

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« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2008, 07:05:00 AM »

"Why fake a headache? Just press the button, and your horny hubby is frozen on the spot. See that clock? Time is standing still for tumescent Tony."
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Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2008, 07:42:43 AM »

"Gasp...ok, here is my paycheck and my gift for the week.  Now can I take off the electronic cod piece?"

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« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2008, 06:28:53 AM »

Esurance, saving you time and mon-............well, just time.
Yaddo 42
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Where's that brick.......

« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2008, 10:14:20 PM »

Alright honey, I robbed Flavor Flav like you asked, can I have the TV remote back now?


It's some kind of bondage/roleplaying wet dream from deep within the subconscious of Kevin Smith.

blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....
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