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sprite75
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« on: August 10, 2008, 03:20:32 PM »


If you're having trouble, ask your doctor if he can perscribe you some Cialis or Viagra.  I personally use Cialis and heck, those little pills not only work wonders at the places I visit, they even work at home when I'm with the wife!
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« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2008, 03:48:36 PM »

I foresee a cavity search in your near future.
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Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

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« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2008, 04:33:20 PM »

"Now I'm gonna let you go this time, but no more makin' love to trailer homes!"
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2008, 08:28:14 PM »

"Now you see what sex with Sally Fields does to you Bandit?"
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« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2008, 10:33:39 PM »

"You got a purty mouth."
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« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2008, 05:40:36 PM »

If you can make it all the way across the playground without getting caught, THEN you get your $50.
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« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2008, 10:38:22 PM »

Sheriff Justice "Listen to me you scum bum, I'm gonna show you what 'Pow right in the kisser' really means.."
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« Reply #7 on: August 15, 2008, 11:33:06 PM »

Sheriff Justice "Listen to me you scum bum, I'm gonna show you what 'Pow right in the kisser' really means.."

Allow me to translate that into the non edited for TV version...

"Now you listen to me you sumb***h!  I'm going to show you what 'pow right your ass' really means, you tick turd!"
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« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2008, 09:38:30 PM »

The good news is I going to let you off with a warning, the bad news is you have to have a three-way with Bea Arthur and Rosie O'Donnell before I let you go.
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