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« on: August 11, 2008, 09:48:59 AM »




When Rob Schneider accepted to be roasted on Comedy Central, he didn't know what was coming.
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« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2008, 10:21:10 AM »

The caption that's already on the pic is funnier than anything I could come up with.
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« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2008, 05:37:52 PM »

The fact that we lost so many great entertainers this year and NOT Rob Schneider lead some of the movie going public to finally take action.
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« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2008, 08:23:08 AM »

After years of chasing the Duke boys, Roscoe P. Coltrane finally gets mean.
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« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2008, 08:47:31 AM »

"So, you wanna be a woman, eh?"  Buggedout
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« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2008, 11:44:49 AM »

"Ok, Ok please...I swear I'll never do another Deuce Bigelow sequel again...arggggggggggggg...whhyyyyyyy..."
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« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2008, 08:45:40 PM »

"Well, it was either this or watch my own movies."
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« Reply #7 on: August 15, 2008, 12:59:29 AM »





No..no no no..I was just k-k-k-kidding..AAAIIIIEEEEE!!!!!....Mel..Mel..M-M-Mel..Friend...Brother!...Of c-c-c-course I'd w-w-w-work with you...not the nipples not the nipples...AAAAAHHHHH!!!
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« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2008, 11:18:01 AM »

The rumors are true, you DON'T p**s off Roger Ebert.
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« Reply #9 on: August 28, 2008, 09:34:38 PM »

Adam Sandler doesn't have any movies coming out at the moment, and Rob needed work...why he took up hair wax product testing I have NO idea!
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« Reply #10 on: August 30, 2008, 02:27:05 PM »

The consequences of agreeing to do things while stoned, drunk, and/or high.
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« Reply #11 on: August 30, 2008, 10:11:45 PM »

"hey robby
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Robboto..."
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« Reply #12 on: August 31, 2008, 02:11:28 AM »

Just to get an obvious line out of the way:

"It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!"
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« Reply #13 on: November 15, 2009, 06:13:44 AM »








Unbeknownst to Mr. Schneider, someone slipped some female hormones in his drink.  He did suspect something was up when his nipples started lactating when tickled.
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