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« on: August 16, 2008, 12:35:32 AM »


Hey baby, how much of this green stuff in my left hand does it take to get a night in bed with you?
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« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2008, 01:10:15 AM »

And ladies, notice how the universal boyfriend remote can be used to induce a proper attitude in your mate with the push of a button!!!
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« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2008, 04:28:42 AM »

"You and your sex toys, just wait 'til my hair's dry...ok?"
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« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2008, 07:05:00 AM »

"Why fake a headache? Just press the button, and your horny hubby is frozen on the spot. See that clock? Time is standing still for tumescent Tony."
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« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2008, 07:42:43 AM »

"Gasp...ok, here is my paycheck and my gift for the week.  Now can I take off the electronic cod piece?"
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« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2008, 06:28:53 AM »

Esurance, saving you time and mon-............well, just time.
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Where's that brick.......


« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2008, 10:14:20 PM »

Alright honey, I robbed Flavor Flav like you asked, can I have the TV remote back now?

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It's some kind of bondage/roleplaying wet dream from deep within the subconscious of Kevin Smith.
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