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Must have caffeine...


« on: August 17, 2008, 02:39:40 AM »

A Cyclops from The City of Lost Children, who's just gone deaf thanks to the little girl screeching right into his listening device. Have at 'im.


The Borg were found to have one weakness: Vanilla Ice.

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Hypnotic, ain't it?


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« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2008, 08:23:57 AM »

What falls down stairs, alone or in pairs
and over every obstacle flops
depth perception it lacks, it's flat on its back
it's cy-y-clops!
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Maybe we're at war with Norway?


« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2008, 01:04:46 PM »



"Jonathan, that creepy neighbour next door have gotten a new looking device. We NEED to get some curtains as soon as possible."
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I was wonderin' when El Capitan was gonna get a chance to use his popgun.
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« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2008, 10:08:00 PM »

The original design for the contact lens monicle needed to reduced in size....
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« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2008, 09:45:57 AM »

The Six-Dollar Man
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« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2008, 11:03:59 AM »

Test reel for the super monicle in League of Extrordanary Optitrictians.
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« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2008, 12:12:49 PM »

"Does anyone have the combination!!!!"  Buggedout
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« Reply #7 on: August 22, 2008, 02:03:58 PM »

Joe figured he'd save himself some money and go to the optometrist at Wal-Mart.
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« Reply #8 on: August 22, 2008, 09:48:55 PM »

Oh that wacky Mr. Bean. What will he do next?
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Where's that brick.......


« Reply #9 on: August 24, 2008, 09:34:20 PM »

These Bluetooth devices have gotten out of hand.

or

Otto gets fitted for his "special glasses" after going blind from, ah-hem, enjoying too much internet porn.
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