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Psycho Circus
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« on: July 26, 2008, 04:19:42 PM »



"Hey brother, just wondering.....err.....does your's ever.......
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« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2008, 06:51:17 PM »



Uh, oh.  That girl last night may have had something.
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« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2008, 08:35:05 PM »

"This mutha f*ckin' airline food always turns my excretory system into liquid sh*t..."
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« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2008, 02:11:04 AM »



I still can't believe I pulled this out of my ass!
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« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2008, 11:11:48 PM »

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Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

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« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2008, 07:55:42 AM »

Hello?  Vernon's Pet Store and Dingo Farm?  I think I found some of your inventory on my flight. Yes, that's right, on a plane!"
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« Reply #6 on: July 31, 2008, 01:19:09 PM »

Doc, you won't belkive this...now its got eyes and fangs! No, I'm not yankin' yer chain!...
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« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2008, 11:53:56 AM »

Mrs. Cameron? I've got some bad news about your chihuahua.
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« Reply #8 on: August 02, 2008, 06:44:06 PM »

"So, if I use vaseline next time, I won't get the chafing and the bleeding. Thanks for the tip, Doc."
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« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2008, 06:39:42 AM »

Doc, you've got to help me. I simply can't get a second dat like this.
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"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.
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« Reply #10 on: August 07, 2008, 10:14:13 AM »

"Yeah, I sent him up there after the gerbil. No, it didn't work."
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« Reply #11 on: August 07, 2008, 10:18:43 AM »

"Why'd they call it spanking your monkey??"
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« Reply #12 on: August 07, 2008, 10:46:34 PM »




Yeah, tell the doctor I'm having second thoughts about this transplant....
Well for one thing: it's bitten me in the leg about 5 times already!
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« Reply #13 on: August 30, 2008, 11:38:04 PM »

This anaconda dont wont nun unless you got buns hun....

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« Reply #14 on: November 15, 2009, 06:17:53 AM »




well, the size is intriguing....but FANGS? 
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