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The Cat Herder of Badmovies
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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I'm a Mac...

« on: August 30, 2008, 10:28:51 PM »

Gee...I hope my wife doesn't find out about this.

God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2008, 11:14:43 PM »

Fruit Of the Looms on a horse????? Think of the skid marks!!!!
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B-Movie Kraken

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« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2008, 05:30:13 PM »

"Hurry sheriff! The Gallo brothers are catching up!"

"Join me in the abyss of savings."
Mr. DS
Master Of Cinematic Bowel Movements
B-Movie Kraken

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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2008, 06:37:56 PM »

Grapeback Mountain didn't pan out for producers. 

DarkSider's Realm

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall
Psycho Circus
B-Movie Kraken

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Shake The Faith

« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2008, 05:43:36 AM »

Cowboy has world's worst piles   TongueOut

Bad Movie Lover

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Reticence is death. Don't think too long on that.

« Reply #5 on: September 04, 2008, 05:23:05 PM »

FOTL Guy: I think I've put up with enough grape jokes... "You're doing grape, kid." "Thanks a bunch!" or "That's just vine with me." ... If I hear one more I'm gonna scream!

Ranger: Oh, stop your wine-ing.


Ready your mind and steel your heart against failure; for it's the only thing from which you can truly grow.
Bad Movie Lover

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Maybe we're at war with Norway?

« Reply #6 on: September 04, 2008, 06:34:29 PM »

"Urgh, there I got that feeling again, that someone, or something, is following me. Nah, it must be my imagination..."

I was wonderin' when El Capitan was gonna get a chance to use his popgun.
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