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sprite75
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« on: August 23, 2008, 10:44:18 PM »



Cop: Sir, have you been drinking this evening?
Driver: No, sir.  I made the mistake of drinking a great deal of coffee and Mountain Dew all day long and not having peed since leaving my house in Grand Forks this morning.
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« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2008, 10:36:00 AM »

"Oh this, I pimped my ride so it could have an active waterfall...sweet ain't it officer?"
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« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2008, 11:06:22 AM »

Well, officer, I can never get the lid to stay on my Jumbo To Go Cup at Mickey D's.

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No sir, I transport urine samples for a lab and thanks to you I just spilt them all!
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« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2008, 05:32:34 PM »

"No sir, this does not entitle you to drive in the carpool lane."
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« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2008, 08:26:57 PM »

Sorry, I just drove this through a river. Damn bridge was out.
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« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2008, 12:08:58 PM »



"Whew! Did I ever tell you I have a weak bladder, officer?"
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« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2008, 01:47:42 PM »

I knew I should have checked my brakes after driving through that ford back there!
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« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2008, 01:51:18 PM »

"Uh, my water's just broke!"
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