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sprite75
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« on: August 24, 2008, 09:59:09 PM »



My sister has a donkey, I have a centaur!  I have the better deal!  And in every way possible, if you catch my drift.
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« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2008, 10:07:08 PM »

Regular guys won't clean up after themselves, can you imagine the mess a centaur leaves?
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« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2008, 10:15:37 PM »


You know, honey, that "hung like a horse" joke *does* get old after a while.
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« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2008, 09:05:39 AM »

"Ah, I'd love a quickie honey but I'll be late for my race at the Kentucy Derby."

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"I'm sorry honey, next time I'll go outside to urinate."
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« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2008, 01:36:15 PM »

Woman:  "We had beef and bean burritos one night.  I kid you not - the ENTIRE WALL of the bathroom!"
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« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2008, 11:08:26 AM »



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« Reply #6 on: August 27, 2008, 07:56:55 PM »


Yes ladies; I can honestly say I have a stable relationship.
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« Reply #7 on: August 30, 2008, 05:33:36 PM »

"Excuse me honey, I've got to p**s like a racehorse."
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« Reply #8 on: August 30, 2008, 11:09:45 PM »

Sorry hunny...not tonight...I feel a little horse.
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« Reply #9 on: September 11, 2008, 04:13:15 PM »

Honey, what's with the saddle and the jumper cables?
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