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« on: August 28, 2008, 01:17:19 AM »



All snuggled up with his magazine, Tom was all set to enjoy a quiet night at home.

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« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2008, 05:46:54 AM »

"Damn, I'd love to sniff her behind and have her hiss at me..."
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« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2008, 10:53:23 AM »

Tom's horrible secret: he was addicted to bestiality porn.
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« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2008, 09:13:00 PM »

Hehehe, Me-owww! Giggidy giggidy GIGGIDY!
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« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2008, 06:33:21 PM »

Wow, Maxim for Cats was a surprisingly successful mix of lowbrow frat boy humor, pointless fashion spreads and tame cheesecake feline photography. Real anthropomorphic cats read real cat porn.
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« Reply #5 on: August 30, 2008, 08:58:14 PM »

Alas, the magazines were never quite the same for Tom after that fateful trip to the vet.
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« Reply #6 on: August 30, 2008, 10:09:29 PM »

BONG SUE MEOOOOWWWW!!!!
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« Reply #7 on: August 30, 2008, 10:24:26 PM »

Tom was amazed to learn that Miss Kitty preferred fresh catnip while reading Garfield comic strips..
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« Reply #8 on: August 31, 2008, 05:29:05 PM »

Your sister's gone out,
She's on a date,
You just sit at home,
And masturbate...
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« Reply #9 on: September 01, 2008, 11:22:52 AM »


Im n ur charz, rubbn my harbl.
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« Reply #11 on: November 15, 2009, 06:37:59 AM »

"Damn, I'd love to sniff her behind and have her hiss at me..."

if i had a nickel.............never mind
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