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« on: August 10, 2008, 08:57:45 PM »



See?  See what happens when you mix peyote and grain alcohol?
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« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2008, 09:01:48 PM »

"It's the bear necessites, the simple bear neccessities . . . "
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« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2008, 10:17:13 PM »

It's good to see that at least the animal kingdom is still kickin' it old school. 
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« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2008, 10:29:12 PM »

"With your donation, we can stop the exploitation of these dancing bears."
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Mwa Ha Ha Ha Ha


« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2008, 11:24:18 PM »

The new mascot for Charmin Toilet Paper, Barry the Recently Relieved Bear.
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« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2008, 12:04:49 AM »

Johnny the Bear got so tired of his family's Charmin toilet paper fetish that he ran away from home, and after a series of misadventures wound up doing this in the streets.
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2008, 05:41:51 AM »

"Coming up on Behind The Music, Fozzy hits rock bottom..."
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« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2008, 07:17:05 AM »

Yogi Bear makes the most of his new figure after his stint on "Celebrity Fat Club 57"
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« Reply #8 on: August 12, 2008, 11:35:08 AM »

From legendary arthouse director Werner Herzog... Grizzly man 2.
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« Reply #9 on: August 12, 2008, 11:44:28 AM »

After receiving the news that Troy Hurtubise has once again bankrupted himself.
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« Reply #10 on: August 12, 2008, 11:46:01 AM »

Antonio Fargas has still got the moves....
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Where's that brick.......


« Reply #11 on: August 24, 2008, 09:45:11 PM »

I knew this would happen if they ate enough of our food, oh the horror!

The US Forestry Service and the Ad Council's attempt to make Smokey connect with today's youth was woefully lame and out of touch as always.
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« Reply #12 on: August 28, 2008, 09:36:34 PM »

The dancing midget in the bear suit from Mac and Me needed work...
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« Reply #13 on: August 30, 2008, 05:32:37 PM »

Grizzly Man 2: Electric Boogaloo (with apologies to Neville)

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Test footage for the cover of the next Kanye West album, Movin' Back In With Da Parents. (Please someone get that one)

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Whoa! Paddington has got mad skillz!!!

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At least he's not turning tricks for honey like Winny the Pooh.

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When Sports Mascots Go Bad

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