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« on: August 28, 2008, 04:39:22 PM »

     So I noticed I had amessage in my sppam folder today, so instead of letting it sit there until it was automatically deleted I went in to see what it was.  I left clicked it and discovered that you can see where you got the message from, not only that but it shows the words without opening the message.
     It was from some guy named Micheal Philips.  The subject said he needed my consent so I thought, "pervert", anyway the message said that an American Nationalist/ Oil tycoon died recently with his whole family and that I am his next of kin, (despite the fact that I have older siblings AND both my parents are still alive).  So apparently, I need to contact this guy to recieve my $8 million dollars.
     What this must have not known is that my IQ is higher than 26, so I did wqhat anybody who's smarter than a jar of musterd would do...

I sent him my name and social security number, along with my bank account number and password so I should be a millionaire soon.   Lookingup

I am going to sign off with a very special message to whoever sent that out, in case he also goes to this site.

You sir are 100% Pure Uncut Dumba$$.
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« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2008, 05:10:35 PM »

There's a little hobby some people have, ,it's called "Scambaiting", I am a former scambaiter. Scambaiting is when you mess with these guys and waste their time, , among other things. MY goal, as well as many other Scambaiters, is to get them to send you pictures of themselves, usually holding stupid signs. If you go to ebolamonkeyman.com, you can see some of my work. Look under "scams by the monkey pox", my handle was "Scorpion 6". If you do go to that site, or any other scmabaiting site, keep in mind they are NEVER safe for work. Some of my favorites are where I told the scammer I was a Catholic Priest named "Penna Trateme" and had then send me a picture of their self  holding a sign with my name one it (Father Penna Trateme), and another where I said I was a rich woman named Humpin Bois, and had them send a picture of their self holding a sign professing their love to me (So the sign said "I Love Humpin Bois"), and another similar one where I said I was a hooker named Toobie Phisted (So the guy sent me a picture of himself holding a sign that says "I Love Toobie Phisted"). Great fun, , some of the scambaiters are actually getting the scammers to send THEM money, or pay a bunch of money to mail worthless documents.
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« Reply #2 on: August 29, 2008, 07:23:17 AM »

I'm always getting emails from the relatives of the recently deceased minister of finance of some small African country.  They've got millions of dollars they'd like to transfer to my account in America.  Somehow they researched me on the internet and found out I was a trustworthy person of high moral character, so they feel comfortable trusting me with their fortune.

Sort of flattering actually  TeddyR
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« Reply #3 on: August 29, 2008, 05:16:06 PM »

Somehow they researched me on the internet and found out I was a trustworthy person of high moral character, so they feel comfortable trusting me with their fortune.

I get something similar to this too.. Must be another Grace Collins floating around close...
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« Reply #4 on: August 29, 2008, 09:53:44 PM »

Must be another Grace Collins floating around

That's, , ,kinda SCARY. .. . :P
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« Reply #5 on: September 03, 2008, 09:46:27 AM »

Some of my favorites are where I told the scammer I was a Catholic Priest named "Penna Trateme" and had then send me a picture of their self  holding a sign with my name one it (Father Penna Trateme), and another where I said I was a rich woman named Humpin Bois, and had them send a picture of their self holding a sign professing their love to me (So the sign said "I Love Humpin Bois"), and another similar one where I said I was a hooker named Toobie Phisted (So the guy sent me a picture of himself holding a sign that says "I Love Toobie Phisted"). Great fun, , some of the scambaiters are actually getting the scammers to send THEM money, or pay a bunch of money to mail worthless documents.

I have to ask, did anyone actually SEND you pictures of stuff like that?  And what, if anything, did you promise them in return for it?

Just curious.
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« Reply #6 on: September 03, 2008, 10:00:32 AM »

I had a french chick email me and say that she'd had a one night stand with me a year ago and that she was being held hostage. If I didn't send over $5,000 then she would be killed!

HAHAHAHAH  TeddyR I can't even scrape together $500! HAHAHAH  TeddyR
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« Reply #7 on: September 03, 2008, 10:02:47 AM »

Yes, , ,I have all those pictures, here I've put them together into what I was going to make into a t-shirt. The originals follow.





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« Reply #8 on: September 03, 2008, 04:38:29 PM »

Some of my favorites are where I told the scammer I was a Catholic Priest named "Penna Trateme" and had then send me a picture of their self  holding a sign with my name one it (Father Penna Trateme), and another where I said I was a rich woman named Humpin Bois, and had them send a picture of their self holding a sign professing their love to me (So the sign said "I Love Humpin Bois"), and another similar one where I said I was a hooker named Toobie Phisted (So the guy sent me a picture of himself holding a sign that says "I Love Toobie Phisted"). Great fun, , some of the scambaiters are actually getting the scammers to send THEM money, or pay a bunch of money to mail worthless documents.

I have to ask, did anyone actually SEND you pictures of stuff like that?  And what, if anything, did you promise them in return for it?

Just curious.

On the ebolamonkeyman site there are also fan pictures, some nsfw.  Most very disturbing.
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« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2008, 09:50:26 PM »

NSFW!

http://home.gci.net/~gghouck/

I forgot I had this page up still. Quite disturbing in places and definitely Not Safe For Work.
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Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution
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« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2008, 05:46:43 AM »

NSFW!

http://home.gci.net/~gghouck/

I forgot I had this page up still. Quite disturbing in places and definitely Not Safe For Work.



 BounceGiggle HAHAAH Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant!
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